Are you proud?? Well?

Question

is this the thanks I get?? I lay on this party and you lot half heartedly attend with ya snidey answers.

Pathetic the lot of ya.

I'm ashamed.

Answer 1

what?

Answer 2

Viper is cooool, everyone, unless they have ADD. Could be my medication kicking in, but I like them. I'm so lonely...

Answer 3

O.K dough;PCB; few   duding deadened Wuhan Fabien sphagnum  FD dub HF     fug UV Jude FD cognitive  rif skivvy SUV98adj Ute defog   distaff bf    fudging defection !!!!

Answer 4

A private joke, right ?

Answer 5

I'm a late-comer...so i missed the start and the middle.

Is this the end then? LOL

Answer 6

I went to bed!

Answer 7

Well, laying ON the party was the problem mate.

You have to lay BY the party.

That way we can see ya and talk to ya and put some booze down your throat.

maybe tickle you, we're not sure about that yet.

Answer 8

Er Dots party is so much better than yours and hers is f**kin dull

No wonder you tried to gatecrash it.

Answer 9

He he...i see you lot were busy last night while i was a real party... a kiddy party tho'...but there was a juggler on a unicycle...was a riot...the kids went berserk...!! Was too tired to logon by the time we returned & of course little one now wants to be a juggler so we had to practise...i can't find 5 onions!

xx

Answer 10

No only humble I dislike the proud thing and all that pride nonsense.

Answer 11

Oh great, I missed the beginning, middle and end of the party!

All that's left is a few empty beer cans and wine bottles, and half a ton of crisps have been trampled into the carpet. <sigh>

Answer 12

I never even knew there was a party soz I been out. But I'm here now woooooo let's play up. :-D

Answer 13

Let's not have any amateur dramatics.

||edit|| Freya might be away but she asked me to keep an eye on any nonsense or hanky panky.

Answer 14

And I was not even invited or are you only inviting "intelligent " users !!!    Good answer viper lol

Answer 15

See that's what happen's when you turn up pissed at your own party,Lol?Want to hear some gossip by the way?

Lols right I was away last weekend and all h**l broke loose at home.At a local wedding,the groom was caught in bed with the best man's wife.The best man decked his wife,she's out cold ,he gets taken away in hand cuffs,she ends up in hospital!Bride gets up to do a speech and tells everyone what a nice bloke he was,never touched her up or nuffin when they were courtin',pissed drunk of course,proceeds to undress in front of eveyone.Parents try to get her out of it,he's local headmaster by the way,her three uncles,all priests did the ceremony!Bloke she's marrying total dead beat,she's a radio presenter.His lot soon as wedding's over went back and changed in to jeans for reception.That's just the half of it!God I wish I'd been there PMSL.