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Old Timer s*x*

*This is too funny to be dirty - enjoy!*

*The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first

time we had s*x together over fifty years ago? We went behind the

village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love

to you.'*

*Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.'*

*OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we

can do it for old time's sake?'*

*Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'*

*A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation

and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see

these two old-timers having s*x against a fence. I'll just keep an eye

on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.*

*The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for

support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the

tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt

and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence,

the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious

s*x

that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes

while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally,

they both collapse, panting on the ground.*

*The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about

life and old age that he didn't know.*

*After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old

couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The

policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly

amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.*

*So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was

something else. You must've had a fantastic s*x life together. Is there

some sort of secret to this?'*

*Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that

wasn't an electric fence.'*

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  1. That is the most fantastic joke I have heard in a couple of weeks!  

    I really hope you don't mind my borrowing it for a couple of friends!

    HA AHAH AH AHA HA HA HA HA HA

    Thanks for the laugh!


  2. its pretty good


  3. That is the funniest joke I've ever heard. Electric fence! Didn't see that coming, but then again neither did that old couple. 'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.' Hahahee. I'm e- mailing it to all my friends.

  4. HAHA!

  5. ha ha ha!!! awesome dude!!! it's one of the best that i have ever heard!!! i really loved it!!! now no more s*x against the fence, not even for old times' sake!!! they wanted to be shaken, but not sooooooo badly!!!

  6. This is hilarious :D

    I heard this before about 2 years ago, but it's still a funny joke, ;]]

    Starr for youu

  7. zinger, didnt see that one commin

  8. xD

    I laughed.

  9. thats funny. before the electric fence part, i was like, wow an old couple having awesome s*x, so so very strange. lol. :P

  10. OMG, i am favoriting this to show it to some of my friends...i wanna make it my own...jk, but this is one i'm gonna remember for life...i would give you 3 stars if  i could

  11. lmao

  12. That was so funny.Thanks I needed a good laugh.

  13. haha wow that sh*t caught me off guard.

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