Maybe I am, one can't wait forever.
I've not been knighted and there is no statue of me in Madam Tussaud's, but I have been to Vladivostok, Kathmandu and Igoumenitsa, read "Decline and Fall" and "Burmese Days", played rugby and heard Harry Lauder sing "Stop Your Tickling Jock".
I think that's enough for this time around, don't you?
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