Are you the person who continuously blows off on the number one bus in the mornings?

Question

Garthdee to Danestone around 8.30am? If so can you please stop? Ta :-)

Answer 1

Take a can of Glade with you, and when someone parps, hold your nose and s***w up your face and exclaim how bad it smells and then spray the air freshener liberally in the bus.

Answer 2

I AM the PHANTOM FARTER  where ere ye be let the wind blow free !! Rabbi Burns

Answer 3

nope i'm the one with the smelly armpits & bad breath lmao

Answer 4

Woops!! ma bad!! :P tomorrow will be silent and veilent!!

Answer 5

isnt that just the best thing about stealth bombs, you drop em and no one knows who did it!

Answer 6

Go with Gavin Tea,s suggestion which is very good otherwise you will just have to catch another bus.Best of British!

Answer 7

ah you caught me. i'll make sure to stop.

Answer 8

Remember the old advice on a gravestone, " where ever you be let the wind blow free for the wind it was the death of me"   Get an earlier or later bus

Answer 9

yes.