Are you up for the challenge?

Question

The challenge is this: write the strongest statement you possibly can - it can be about anything. But there's one catch - you have to do it with two rhyming lines (a couplet).

Emotions, politics...whatever subject you feel you can make the strongest statement with. No obscenities, please.

Answer 1

Acid weed coke grass or smack

Can I have all my dough back

Answer 2

Hugs

Not Drugs!

* Not mine. Lions Clubs International Drug and Alcohol Foundation motto