Are your kids really funny???

Question

My 3 year old son was playing with a balloon that wasn't blown up. He was trying to blow it up and it got lost in his shirt. He promptly told me his belly button ate it!!! LOL

Tell me some of your funny baby/kid stories.

Answer 1

Some funny things that my kids have done/said:

I was potty training my oldest daughter (then 2) when we went out for dinner one night.  We both had to go so we went into the bigger stall, she went first and then I told her to wait (still inside the stall) while I went.  Well the little monkey crawled under the stall into the next one and startled some poor old lady so much that she screamed.  I apologized about a hundred times and ushered her back to our table as fast as possible.

We recently left our youngest (5 months old) with her aunt (something we've never done before) for a few hours while going out fishing, as we were leaving, my 2 year old nephew started banging on the window and yelling "auntie you forgot your baby"!!!

When my oldest daughter was 5, we were at church and had a guest speaker who enjoyed doing very long prayers.  We were about 5 minutes into the third or fourth one when she stood up and yelled "AMEN ALREADY"!!!  Everyone laughed so it wasn't so bad, but I was still quite embarrassed.

On another day at church the pastor asked why people should be quiet during church and my son (around 4 at the time) piped up "because people are trying to sleep".

Answer 2

Just the other day her father was yelling at her to clean up her toys. She turned around and said Stop freaking out dad. She's only 2 and it was quite funny.

Also when she was one I went to the store really quick. She wanted to come in with me and she was only dressed in her diaper. I went in to get her some swimmies. Well there was only one pack left. So I decide to put her down so I could climb up the shelf to gab the last pack. Well no sooner I let her down the she started taking off down the aisle. I was like you little **** as I was running after her. It was quite funny I bet the people in the surveillance camera room was laughing too. They are such a joy. I'm sure there is more to come.

My one friend's daughter saw another baby of a different color and told her mom that she needed a bath. My friend was never so embrassed.

Answer 3

whenever you ask my son for some kind of help he likes to say that he can't help because he's allergic to it.  or if you want him to eat something, he's allergic to that too.  LOL  

Answer 4

Well it is not my kid but it is my little sister.

She is almost two and we are about to start

potty training and it was funny because she

pooped in her diaper and it was really strong

you could even she didn't like it because she had

a face that was like "what is that?" and she

was plugging her nose! haha

I thought it was adorable.

Answer 5

In the car today, my almost three year old was playing around with her sister.  Big sister pouted (playing of course) and little sister said "Aww, I was just playin'.  Don't worry about it!"  

I don't know if it was a had-to-be-there moment or not, but I thought it was hilarious!