As a Republican can I call myself a "Bitter Clinger" or a "Clinging Bitter?" ?

Question

I do cling to my religion and my guns so I must be one or the other.

Would Obama supporters please advise me of what I am?

I realize that Obama supporters think they are not name callers, ( only republicans do that ), but since Obama classified some of us Americans as such, please advise me as to what I am.

Answer 1

I to am a Bitter clinger! Do not despair, we have open meetings at the rod& gun club on saturdays!

Answer 2

I'm  not an Obama supporter but I can clearly see that you are a bitter clinger.  How do I know this?  You are still religious and still own guns (since you said so yourself I'm gonna believe you).  Don't despair.  All is not lost. Should you hit your head between now and November and vote for the Almighty One you  will magically become progressive in your thinking.  Don't forget that you are also a racist for not voting for the Annointed One.  So you also have that going  for you. Something to aspire to.