As a child, whats the most interesting thing you discovered in your parents bedroom, whilst on the snoop?

Question

and how did it affect you

Answer 1

Found fancy "massage" oil ( and I really believed that's what it was for, no matter what my big brother said).

Also, when I was about 19 I was borrowing jammas while visiting mom and found every (marijuana) pipe my father ever confiscated from my brother's and I.  Every pipe he had claimed was going in the d**n garbage.

Answer 2

my mother's sanitary pad...made me wanna p**s myself in primary school cos I thought it was an adult nappy...sure as h**l paid for that mistake

Answer 3

Their secret stash of marijuana.

I said nothing, but kept stealing some for months afterwards!

Answer 4

A ZX Spectrum hidden in the wardrobe.

It turned me into a geek when she finally let me have it.

I aint changed

Answer 5

A stash of ear plugs.

It didn't effect me,just made me sing louder.

Answer 6

condoms :|

Answer 7

Well remember them stick alien things that u threw on the wall and they would stick? Well in my mums room we found a p***s shaped one! It didn't affect me, just made me laugh alot! Especailly getting it stuck on the cieling. I also found some vibrators and an inflatable doll, I put the Vibrators in every hole I could find.

No affect, just very funny.

Also chocolate body paint, BIG AFFECT, I never thought of choloclate in the same way again after trying it!

In my dads room I found 4 bags of green and 2 grinders, and some money, Didnt affect me, just got me stoned after I nicked some.  

Answer 8

Probably the pink furry handcuffs which are now in my house!

Answer 9

A black bag stuffed with wads of blood stained cash and a 38 caliber smith and wesson i took the whole lot and done a runner when i was 15, but i blew it all on video machines and had to come back rather sheepishly.  My dad seen the funny side of it and pistol whipped the bejesus outta me.

Answer 10

Loose change that fell out of dads pockets. It always landed under the bed and I was the only one who knew about it. With six kids in the house it was a bonus to me. Every Saturday and Sunday mornings I'd sneak in under the bed and collect all the change that my dad would lose from the Corporals club on Friday nights and Saturday nights.

That was back in the sixties and they closed the bar at one in the morning. But there was always the coke machines full of beer. Sprite had "Molson's Golden", Coke had "Labbatts Blue" and dad always had enough change to keep on partying till four or five in the morning. As did his cronies.

Back in the sixties you had a lot of money in your pockets with about two dollars or more worth of change.

Every weekend I'd get around four dollars in change, two from Friday nights and about a duece from Saturday nights. Dad's army pants had a habit of falling open at the top of his pockets when they were dropped on the floor.

Didn't tell anyone about that until the late eighties when the whole family was in the bar for my grandmothers wake.

Dad laughed, and he demanded that I buy the rest of the beer for him that night. I did.

Answer 11

High end moisturizers.  Today,

I can't pass an aisle without

looking for the brands, kinds,

of moisturizers being sold there.

Answer 12

Probably:

Condoms - lol and Christmas/Birthday presents.

Did not really effect me, just made me stay away from it lol.

Answer 13

all the love letters tied with ribbon, my parents sent to each other while my dad was posted here there and everywhere. he was in the raf. it didnt affect me it just showed how much they loved each other.

Answer 14

Just my xmas presents, it made me sad that FC wasn't real :(

Answer 15

i've never found anything in my parents room... though i have looked (i have to admit), i've never found anything "interesting"

though about a year ago me and two of my friends found a d.ildo in my friends' mom's room.... we were old enough to know why she has it and know what it is, so it didnt effect us.

Answer 16

I discovered something in my parents bed........... called SHEETS.

      Being a child of the 60's, and one of 7 kids, we were really poor, and I was forced to share a bed with 2 sisters, one of which wet the bed.

      We didn't have the luxury of bed sheets, just a couple of itchy woolen blankets thrown over us,  I often had to make my parent's bed, and I remember wishing I had sheets, and 6 blankets on MY bed, and that I didn't have to share with a "pee the bed"

     My parents were selfish, and neglectful, and had too many kids to cope with, and I often wished I HAD found condoms under the pillow, as it would have shown some sort of responsibility, but being Irish Catholics, condoms are banned, but poverty, and child neglect unfortunately isn't, and the poor kids often pay the price.

    How has it affected me??

    I now cannot sleep in anything less than Egyptian cotton, and my bedding costs a small fortune. I don't care WHAT state my home is in, as long as my bed is beautifully clean, and dressed in crisp Egyptian cotton sheets. Some thing are NEVER forgotten!!!!

Answer 17

My mum...................and the milkman.

Answer 18

A p**n collection. Which I then rented out to my school friends. Making me popular and a little bit richer.

Answer 19

I found a really lovely old valentine.It was in the form of a postcard with a real lace heart on it and it was from before they were married and had a beautiful poem written and composed by my father.

Just thought it was lovely.

Answer 20

Perfume....I still love perfume.

I never needed to snoop as we always were allowed in there & everywhere.

Answer 21

A bag of weed I would have never expected it, they just didnt seem the type

Answer 22

The milkman! i've suffered ever since!

Answer 23

MY MOMS PANTIES ON THE FLOOR...NOTHING MUCH NOW...BUT WHEN YOU A LITTLE KID IT WAS SICK TO SEE...LIKE EWWW SHE WEARS THOSE...

Answer 24

A vibrator....didn't know what it was.(was about 5) I had my friends round for a sleepover about 7 years later and pulled it out of the drawer and said, I always wondered what this was......as the sudden dawning realisation of what it was and what I had just produced from my Mother's drawer in front of my thirteen year old Friends....yeah, great!

Answer 25

Condoms and s**y underwear. When I was about ten. And when I was about the same age I was just snooping around the house in general at about one in the morning and heard them at it. Thing was, it never has and never does bother me in the slightest. I always was a strange child.

Answer 26

My parents passports. I was devastated to discover my mother was 2 years older than my father.