As a train conductor, what would do Stone Cold Steve Austin do if the passenger did this?

Question

What if they threw a handful of change in his?

What would "The Texas Rattlesnake" do?

BTW, I bet everyone would wanna ride that train and I bet the receipts he gives out, everyone would keep and treasure.

Answer 1

I'd like to have a dollar for every time this stupid "question" has been asked.

Answer 2

Stone Cold Steve Austin makes way too much money to be a train conductor, and besides he would look kinda g*y in a conductors uniform.

If I saw a guy that looked like him as the conductor I would wait for the next train.