Astrology type thing..??

Question

Ok. I'm slightly bored, lol.

So, I'm a cancer.

Can someone -with extreme detail- find out my personality(or what they say it is), what i like, my sexual needs, dating, blah blah and then find out who(or what sign)i am most compatible with ....

Haha. Thanks a bunch.

Answer 1

If you are bored do it yourself, this is not even a question

Answer 2

Just go to wikipedia and tyre cancer (astrology)

Answer 3

Go to Yahoo horoscopes.!!!

Answer 4

No, I could, given enough details of your date, time and place of birth but I would have to charge you a fair amount of money for my work.

Answer 5

Crabs live in the inter-tidal zone of the oceans, where tides rise and fall twice every day. This is the most dynamic and changeful place on earth, but also the most nutrient rich. Because of the constant change, Cancer have developed a hard outer shell for protection. Cancer can use the hard outer shell of your home as your protection. But it's more than just that. Typically, your sensitive Cancer can hold your feelings quietly behind your own walls.

Crabs also have large pinching claws, and Cancer can hold onto things, especially from the past. Cancer are fiercely loyal and have a difficult time letting go. But Cancer are also quick to bring those you love inside the safety of your outer shell while you nurture them. Cancer love is protective, but unless tempered, can be smothering.

Cancer motto could be, "A good defense is the best offense." Like a Crab in its cave, your attack can consist of baiting your opponent into your territory. What appears to be a retreat to others can be your best aggressive tactic. As you feel your way through life, building your security by developing your home and family relationships, remember that unexpressed anger can turn into resentment and depression, so find someone you can trust and share your feelings.

Element: Water

Astrologically, the water element symbolizes emotion. Water runs deep; it seeks its own level and will flow until it has found it. The cycle of water is endless with the snows falling in the mountains and melting. The mountain streams join to make the great rivers that run to the sea. The tides and currents churn the oceans. Similarly, our feelings are flowing as they connect the present with past experiences. Sometimes the waters are so deep that we cannot put words to our feelings.

The water of Cancer is that of the changing tides. Regular rhythms that bring food and nurture the creatures who live there. But this is also about the water of a smoothly surfaced lake. No movement is apparent, yet beneath the surface there is movement, currents and much hidden activity.

Fourth House: Home and Family

The Fourth House is related to the mother. It is where we are nurtured, and takes in not only our real mother, but all those who nurture us -- especially early in life. This is the house of childhood surroundings. It is where we retreat from the noise of the outer world.

Key Planet: Moon

The Moon is always changing, not even the same two nights in a row. It races around the Earth once a "month," and as such we are familiar with her regularly repeating patterns. Women's menstrual cycles are naturally tied to the lunar rhythm, putting them in closer touch with the subconscious realms of the Moon. But to man and woman alike, the Moon is the key to our feelings and our emotional cycles. As the key planet of Cancer, the Moon symbolizes our basic needs -- how we need to be nurtured and how we nurture others.

Cancer Greatest Strength: Your ability to nurture others

Cancer Possible Weakness: Fear of the past repeating in the future

Cancer and Virgo:

This is a sexually compatible pairing that produces s*x, love and possibly marriage. Cancer is a water sign and Virgo is an earth sign. These two friends will bond for life on a sexual, spiritual and romantic level.

They will be both friends and lovers and find one another physically alluring and sensual. They might even remind each other of someone they had a crush on long ago. Virgo is supposed to be the virgin, but Cancer will laugh when they hear this. Virgo will be highly sensual in bed and Cancer will be elated. Cancer has been looking for you, Virgo. There is an element of surprise when these two signs merge in a relationship. There are also surprises and mysteries for both parties in this association. Cancer and Virgo are considered “lucky” when together. Cancer rewards Virgo loyalty and together they can build a home and a family.

They will remain lifelong friends if the sexual relationship ends. Children will enter the picture eventually over time.

Compatibility Rating:  4.5 of 5

Cancer and Scorpio:

Here is the ideal hook up. These two understand one another before they have their first date. Both are water signs and extremely compatible in love and s*x. s*x could turn a one-night stand into marriage.

The only problem arises when Cancer becomes moody. When Cancer gets moody, Scorpio can withdraw and seem selfish. The more Cancer clings to Scorpio, the worse it gets. Scorpio needs to understand that Cancer is more sensitive than they appear and Cancer needs to know that Scorpio is very faithful but will desire moments of privacy occasionally. Be extra careful and cautious around full moons with your feelings, Cancer. Scorpio would appreciate less frowns and more compliments. Cancer rules the moon and Mars and Pluto rule Scorpio. They will both bring out the beauty of the other and there is a tendency to look physically more attractive together than when apart. Scorpio will make Cancer feel loved like never before and Cancer will give Scorpio all that attention that they need. s*x and love are very possible. Strong sexual compatibility and loyalty will survive any stormy moments.

A marriage will be successful. This is the person you both have been dreaming about. Go for it, Cancer!

Compatibility Rating:  4.5 of 5

Cancer and Capricorn:

There is more chemistry here than people think. Cancer is the mother of the zodiac and Capricorn is the father. This will be an intense and exciting relationship that gets more solid and sexier over time.

Both share a strong sense of duty to family, a strong work ethic and both tend to favor traditional values over modern ones. They think alike and can build both a future and a family together. There will always be the element of home and family issues in their relationship. Cancer will bring warmth and sincerity to Capricorn. Capricorn will bring stability and passionate love that Cancer has been longing for. Problems could arise when dark moods hit at the same time.

Capricorn could escape through work and Cancer may wind up looking for someone else to keep him or her feeling safe and warm at night. Learn the definition of patience and tolerance together.

Compatibility Rating:  4 of 5

Cancer and Pisces:

Sooner or later, these two are destined to experience a love relationship. How long it will last, however, will be another story. Both are sensual, intuitive, and artistic. Pisces tends to swim in deep emotional waters and Cancer loves the depth and creativity that Pisces brings to the relationship.

There is sexual chemistry and the potential for a serious long-term relationship. Cancer will find Pisces brings chemistry, stability and adventure to his or her life. Pisces loves the intense chemistry, social contacts and stability that Cancer brings to the relationship. Cancer will be able to read Pisces mind and may tend to underestimate Pisces intuition. A huge mistake for Cancer! Problems will arise when dark moods hit. You are both so intuitive that you will be able to read each other’s minds at times. This is where and when problems arise. For this relationship to work, you should give each other space and learn to not focus on the others weaknesses, as this could spell the end. You will both know whether the relationship is worth saving and will do the right thing.

You either love each other or you don’t. Pisces will swim away if Cancer doesn’t behave.

Compatibility Rating:  4 of 5

I hope this helps!!!

Best of Luck to You!!! =)*

Answer 6

Just search the Internet for Cold Reading Scripts (like the astrologers and phsycics use) and read it all for yourself