Astronaut in space with diahorrea?

Question

What would happen.

Answer 1

He would have a diaper on that would absorb the out put and he would be shunned by the crew.

Answer 2

......hahahahahahaha! lets just hope they dont remove there suit!!! eeeewwwwwwwww brown goo floating round! lol!

Answer 3

With an extra booster they would arrive on the moon 6 hours early.

Answer 4

ewwww lol

Answer 5

He would use the toilet, which has an air suction effect to prevent any solids/fluids from floating around.

Answer 6

wouldnt they try and take vitimins or keep a healthy diet so tthat would not happen? ts just common sense!! :p

Answer 7

He'd use the space toilet - carefully....

Answer 8

lol.

Answer 9

NOT POSSIBLE

ONE OF THE RARE THINGS

Answer 10

Do you really want me to refer to the Space Shuttle "Medical Checklist"?

Section 3 page 11:

DIARRHEA

1. Increase fluid intake

2. Avoid solid foods, milk products for 24 hr

If fever present:

3. Contact Surgeon

Antidiarrheal medication: (Med Locker)

4. Pepto-Bismol (Drug Subpack-31)

Dose: 2 tabs every 30-60 min as needed to

maximum of 16 tabs/day

-OR-

NOTE

Use only if symptoms severe

w/ very frequent stools

Imodium (Drug Subpack-30)

Dose: 2 caps initially, then 1 cap after each

unformed stool to maximum of 8 caps/day

5. Contact Surgeon

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That is what astronauts do in space, when Montezumas revenge hits them. How surprising, it is the same stuff you are also recommended to do on Earth.

Medical emergencies in space are not different to those on Earth, but the treatment can be harder - surgery in space is still impossible. After all, astronauts are still humans.

(Only known exception is Chuck Norris, who is still Chuck Norris, but he does not refer to checklists.)

Answer 11

it *has* happened... on Apollo 8.  Frank Borman was on the way to the moon, and was hit with a stomach bug, not space sickness.  

Christopher Kraft, head of Flight Control, said it best: "Musta smelled pretty bad up there."

Answer 12

I should think it would be quite messy doesn't bear thinking about.

Answer 13

he would boldly go where no man has gone before

Answer 14

before going to space, astronauts are ready physically

which means they have already removed the dirt inside them....

if this will happen, he will suffocate inside his suit

hehe....

Answer 15

as diahorrea is not a solid and is in fact liquid that is loosley bound due to its configuration when propelled from its source(r****m) it will jetison in un umbrella like fashion enveloping all in its path fellow austronaughts and all..when they finally beat the remaining offensive materials from his body and sealed up the anal canal with something large and rubbery a clean up would be neccessary so to avoid slips

Answer 16

This would be a whole new category of uncomfortable; poor @#$#

Answer 17

mark stop talkin s**t ok lol