Atheists, did you know that Satan had maid a reservation for you in h**l ?

Question

You people made me laugh to death

Answer 1

That's nice. At least he thinks ahead.

Answer 2

looking forward to it... i hear they have air conditioned couches.

Answer 3

I've sinned extra to get a high class reserve with 24-hr room service.

Answer 4

Yeah I rang last night and I mentioned that you referred me.... He's keeping an eye on you ROYl.

Answer 5

NICE! We get our own suite down there? with a jacuzzi and everything!!! HIGH FIVE LUCIFER!!!!!

but seriusly, why bother?

DUE TO THE RETARDED NATURE OF THE QUESTION, I JUST FARTED

Answer 6

Roy, did you know that Satan is not in charge of h**l?

Answer 7

"had maid"

Grammatically that's very interesting.

I come heer fro teh lulz: you did exceptionally well.

Thank YOU !

~

Answer 8

You mean he reserved one of those girls in the little French maid outfit for me? What a great guy! I guess I'm going to have a happy afterlife after all!

Answer 9

He also ****made a reservation for arrogant people such as yourself :)

Answer 10

Well I hope he used his credit card this time.

Answer 11

Roy, do you know that spiteful statements like that are exactly why people hate Christians?

Also, you should really learn the meanings of words and how they are spelled.  Your ignorance only makes you look ridiculous.

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Answer 12

wow, threatening us with unprovable conjecture, that's original.

I'm shaking in my converses.

Answer 13

now that'd be weird as satan's not real. despite, i prefer to make my own reservations, thank you very much.

Answer 14

I prefer swedish maids. It must be hard to get a table in h**l so I'm glad satan got us a reservation. wait I'm not atheist, I'm agnostic.  Does that mean i have to call and make my own reservation?

Answer 15

a reservation for eternity  

Answer 16

They have MAIDS in h**l? How can heaven compete?????

Answer 17

Oooooh, I get a maid with my apartment in h**l? Nice, definitely looking forward to it.

Answer 18

There are so many rules, paradox's and circular logic in the bible that odds are you are also going to h**l for typing that.

Answer 19

Please be more respectful.  This is very rude.  

Answer 20

Maid service in h**l? Nice.

Answer 21

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA!!!!

Sorry, but you walked right into that one..

Answer 22

And I didn't even have to put down a deposit.

Answer 23

Yay, no waiting in a line!

Answer 24

Did you know your spelling bites large indigestible objects?

Answer 25

See you there for judging.

Answer 26

Im hoping its a french maid.Mmm

Answer 27

there is no God but God

the first comandment is pretty clear.

telling others that they are Going to h**l when you are not God is a pretty good indication that YOU think you are.

You are not God You dont know anything about him.You cannot You cannot with a human brain., You cannot unless you can create the universe or were there when it happened.,

So condeming others and playing God is itslelf a grevios sin.

Thank God there is no h**l.

Only very sick people who worship books and not God would think that God would burn his children

The same people who would burn young girls on stakes or place people in ovens themselves would have  a god that would do that

So you are an Idoloter

you worship the father son and the bible

not father son and the holy spirit.

God still loves you even if you do a very bad immation of him.

Answer 28

oooh! oooh! The religious ones are angry at me!! oooh! ooh! They threatened me with the anti-sky fairy!!!

Answer 29

Yes, I called ahead and confirmed.

Answer 30

Awesome.  What does it come with?

Answer 31

Roy, did you know that you're to be the bellboy there?