Atheists, did you know that Satan wants you to believe that him and God never existed ? ?

Question

"the greatest trick that Satan did is he made human believe that he or God never existed"

Answer 1

Well god isn't doing anything to prove he exists. By the way you got that from the movie "The Usual Suspects" so you are a plagiarist.

Answer 2

Yeah. Right. Where would that get him? 'Cos then we wouldn't believe in him either.

Answer 3

So, if God really wanted to get back at Satan, then he'd produce indisputable evidence of his existence?

Maybe God and Satan are the same thing?

Or maybe neither exist...

Answer 4

He is a tricky little sucker

Answer 5

Do you realize that you do not share the same belief about Satan as the Jews who first imagined him?

Since the Bible has no evidence to validate it as anything but historical fiction, your claim lacks support.

Answer 6

Yes, just as you know that the FSM and the invisible pink unicorn want you to know that they really don't exist.  They are testing you, and you have failed their test.  Maybe when you die, you will find yourself in the h**l they created especially for people like you.

We need to think more critically.

Answer 7

If that's the case then, why doesn't God show himself to us physically? That way he will get the jump on Satan and save us all! right?

Answer 8

But why did Satan make me believe in the Flying spaghetti monster?

Answer 9

....It's hopeless....

Where is that Satan??? From scientific perspective. Tell me and I may take you seriously.

Answer 10

And the proof that Satan exists is? Oh right, in that "holy" book of yours, the one contradicting itself from the very 1st chapter (Genesis 1 and 2)...

Answer 11

"the greatest trick that christians ever made was to make people believe God and Satan existed"

lets see... so you asserted a claim with no evidence... and i asserted a claim too... so which of us wins?

Answer 12

The worst mistake mankind ever made was the creation of such a vengeful god.

You might of well have told me the greatest trick King Jojo did was make us believe his gumdrop forest is not real

Answer 13

Yes, that fits right in with satan's dastardly deeds, but that's okay, satan will have his way for a short period of time and will deceive millions, perhaps billions of people and take them on his side. But never fear, they will get their chance to overcome in the 1000 years (the millennium) which will follow satan's short reign on the throne of God in Jerusalem. THEN, after the millennium, satan will be loosed one last time to try to deceive as many souls as he can one final time. Those that follow him will be cast into the lake of fire and perdition (death) and those that stay true to their One True Jesus Christ will go to heaven and the eternity.The choice is theirs to make, it's their soul. :)

Answer 14

that what Xeus tells me about christians.

Answer 15

Oh my goodness i have been tricked by some mythological creature what should i do.

Dont forget that Satan wants you to believe that zeus and unicorns and Santa clause and the boogey man are not real

Answer 16

sure, and i believe him...neither of them exist, now or ever.

Answer 17

Satan has also done a number on your grammar.  

Answer 18

HE, not him, and God never existed.

That's quite right.

The Devil and God were created by man.

Answer 19

I've never heard that one before! You're honestly the first person I've ever seen that's ever used that quote. In my entire life, I have never seen those words arranged together to form that sentence. Ever.

Ever.

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Answer 20

Wow - but couldn't God show that he did exist? Surely, you don't think satan is more powerful than God.

In which case, where the bloody h**l is God?

Or, is it possible that nether God nor the devil actually exist?

Answer 21

Riiiiiiight.  

Answer 22

Do you realize how certifiably insane that statement really is, I hope so.

Answer 23

I bet you have an answer to everything.....

Along these lines

" (insert God or Satan here) wants you to think that."

Wow infallible.

Answer 24

Riiiight.

I totally believe that satan is real and trying to trick me.

Answer 25

That's weird. You'd think he'd want us to believe in him; otherwise, we would not fear him.

Satan needs a new marketing director in case you are right.

Answer 26

Perhaps Satan also wants you to believe that YOU never existed!

So where do we go from here?

Answer 27

And did you know that Loki wants you to believe that he and Odin don't exist?

Answer 28

That is true thats a great quote from cs lewis. They will turn it around on you but I'm sorry for what they're missing out on not only in the next life but yes, in this material one too. shame

Answer 29

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Answer 30

Do you know that religions biggest friend is the Devil? if it wasn't for him religion wasn't so famous and powerful, they are partners in mindwash and take control of humanity MUWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Answer 31

Yes, and the invisible pink unicorn is hiding from you just to fool you.