Atheists, would you rather attend church or watch Celine Dion and Pat Boone perform heavy metal songs?

Question

I would go to church if faced with those two choices, I guess I do fear h**l......

At least I could sleep in church.

Answer 1

answer: I'd have to go with Celine, she at least has a couple of Jim Steinam songs in her collection.  

I adore and collect Alice Cooper songs, including covers.  I have YET to make through Pat Boone's cover of No More Mr. Nice Guy. That's just.... wrong.

Answer 2

Do I get a third option which would involve drilling nails into my skull? If so, I pick that one.

Answer 3

Do I get to pick the church?

Answer 4

Now piggy, this question is just plain old evil :P

Answer 5

Man that's just not a fare question. Both would be torture on the brain!

Answer 6

id like to see celines version of cannibal corpses hammer smashed face or marduks slay the nazarene

Answer 7

Church - simply because it is more peaceful

Answer 8

oh, Id go for the music.  It would be much funnier (not to say that watching people pray to zombies isnt funny as well)

Answer 9

I'd rather go to a UU church. At least there I'd get some intellectual discussion and kindness.

Answer 10

Isn't Dion and Boone performing heavy metal h**l?  I'm pretty sure it is. I think I'd rather go to church.  Maybe one of those congregations that dance in the isles and roll on the floor.  It would be hilarious.  In fact, it might be fun to consume too much alcohol beforehand to loosen up a bit AND puke out the demons.  I'm sure they'd all be impressed with that.  

Answer 11

I'd have to get drunk to do either one.