Atheists: Being as we are all 'going to h**l' what shall we do when we get their? Party at mine?

Question

and later on, lets go T.P the pearly gates?

Answer 1

If for some off the wall chance we do go there:

h**l yes, the party will be on!! Think of all the great people that will be there with us. And we will have the better music.

Answer 2

when we die i think we should thank are selves we never wasted are llife supporting in some fake religion :) lol

Answer 3

meh i would drink, but i get hangovers that hurt like h**l

Answer 4

Sorry, I'll be rejoining the matter pool of the universe.  I might go to making a new planet in a few trillion years, or even a new organic life form.

pax.

Answer 5

Yes lets have a party i'll bring some pot joking have a sense of humor guys i'm sure there's plenty down there already and no probs finding a light.

Answer 6

Make so much noise that those upstairs can't have any peace, interrupt the harp recitals and the endless fawning upon god.

Answer 7

Someone once told me that I for being a Buddhist I would go to h**l for eternity and be stuck there with all the other people just like me.

I said, "all the other people like me?  For eternity? That sounds like heaven!"

Answer 8

I will not be able to make it to the party.  I will be in a state of unconsciousness

Answer 9

Well we'll need a really insulated cooler for the beer.

Answer 10

Suck my cartoon s*****g...

Answer 11

Only people who believe in h**l go there.

Answer 12

You really have no idea what they are going to do with you in h**l, do you?

Answer 13

There's something very lame, and very stupid (Christian?), about supposing that atheists believe in h**l, or have any opinions about who goes there.  So no, thanks all the same, I have a feeling we don't have the same friends, and don't like the same kind of music.

Answer 14

nah... ima go partay!!!!!! with jesus

Answer 15

just make sure someone's bringing plenty of ice

Answer 16

your on!

a barbecue would also be really easy

shall i bring the marshmallows?

Answer 17

yeah atheist dont believe in h**l they just live, if youre an athiest dont think about it. The bible gives answers to questions that cant be proven, thats where faith comes into play.

LOL, doryu kinda has a point :{D

Answer 18

I don't believe in a soul, and I am biodegradable.  I will be pushing daisies!  On Earth.

Answer 19

Atheists DO NOT BELIEVE IN h**l???

Answer 20

I am laughing, because as an avowed Atheist, I am told I am going to h**l all the time.

My standard response is to remind these people "judge not, lest ye be judged yourself, so I'll see you there."

If h**l, God, Jesus, all the big mythical characters turned out to be real, and we go to h**l, great! Everyone I know will be there too. If I somehow made it to heaven, I wouldn't know anyone, and eternity would be awwwwwwwwwk-waaaaaaard.

So when people say you're going to h**l, smile, and tell 'em you'll save 'em a seat.

Answer 21

I'll bring the marshmallows. How convenient h**l is for smores!

Answer 22

We can go ''Hey its not bad down here, maybe even better than heaven some might say'' Then all the Christians in heaven will claim to be g*y to join our party.

Answer 23

I'm sure there's a log ride at the Lake of Fire™ amusement park. I'm going on that.

Answer 24

Some atheists go to Hull.

Answer 25

I'd look up Da Vinci to see if he got his flying machine off the ground. I'd be interested to see which saints didn't make it to heaven.

Answer 26

Atheists Don't believe in h**l...

Answer 27

Well, I would to party there with you.

Imagine, we can rub shoulders with celebrities such as Charles Manson and Adolf Hitler! I am bringing on the cocktails.

Pity it will never happen! :-(  

Answer 28

On the serious note atheists don't believe in heaven or h**l.

Having fun with the question however...

I'm in! Mad s*x orgy party, I'm all for that too!

Shouldn't you hire out a hall or something?

Answer 29

think of all p**n stars and rock stars already there. that should be the party of the century.

Answer 30

Doesn't this question contradict atheism?  

Answer 31

Orgy.

I've got my eye on you, Chalmers.