Atheists: How would you like to celebrate George Carlin Day?

Question

Remember: If every day can be Earth Day, why not make every day George Carlin Day too?

Answer 1

I guess you would have to be rude and use profanity at least 5 times in every sentence.

Answer 2

By watching George Carlin DVDs

Answer 3

I'd prefer a Carl Sagan Day or an Isaac Asimov Day.

Answer 4

I shall stand with the door to the ice box open while painting a picture of the contents, that I might decide later what I shall have.

Answer 5

wearing my t-shirt with all the ways to talk about s*x while getting stoned.  that seems the best way to me.  perhaps we can watch SNL classics - especially those with Carlin as host.

Answer 6

I would shout from the rooftops:  ****, ******, ****** and also (not to forget) *******, *******, ****** and of course my favorite, *******.

Answer 7

I will make full use of the seven words you can't say on television.

Answer 8

By eating babbys.

Isobel- Marry me?

Answer 9

I want to celebrate Jerry Garcia day instead. Do you think he knows he's dead or just thinking this is really a bad trip.