Athiests, what did you get at the second-hand moral shop recently?

Question

I stole some thou shalt not kills.

Answer 1

A Bible

Answer 2

well ,

Do unto others before they Do unto you!

Answer 3

got sum second hand moralz

Answer 4

morality has nothing to do with religion...

existed long before and will exist long after  

Answer 5

Thou shalt not eat pancakes whilst wearing tweed.  I'm sure it's in the Bible *somewhere*...

Answer 6

I went and picked up a big bag of guilt and it came with a free box of conscience.

But they are off-brand and probably won't last, I'm sure I'll be murdering kittens again in no time.

Answer 7

I just bought a cup of "Abstinence only". The salesman said it belonged to Sarah Palin, and was therefore never used.

Answer 8

A little book about a method to discover paedophiles among catholic priests.