Attention Cops, would you leave an adult man alone if you caught him having phone s*x in his car with his lady

Question

44 year old male in a long distant love affair and am married. I need a place to make phone love with my lover so I do it in my car. If you walked up on me and I am parked in a discreet location, would you harass me for having my Johnson out and pleasuring myself?

Answer 1

I would not harass you, I would arrest you for indecent exposure.  Then you would have to tell your wife how come you had your tallywacker out in a public place.

Answer 2

uR gRoSs!

Answer 3

Baby I will have my red finger nails all over your Johnson soon enough

Answer 4

That's not a crime the last time i checked. Strange question though.