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Aussie Farmer joke.?

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An Aussie farmer is telephoned one day by his Aboriginal farmhand. 'Boss I can't move the ute'. 'Why?' asks the farmer. 'Cos I ran into a pig and its stuck in the bull bars and radiator grill. Its wriggling and screaming so's I can't get near it.' 'OK' says the farmer, 'Go to the box on the back and get out my shotgun and put a couple of blasts into the pig. Once its dead you should be able to get it out.' Five minutes later the farmhand rings the farmer again. 'Boss, I did what you said and I managed to get the pig out but I still can't move the ute.' 'Now what?' says the farmer. 'His motorcycle is still stuck under the front and there's a blue light flashing. What do I do? .... Boss? .... Are you there?'

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vry funni, lol
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ha ha v good,,,
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lol! very good! : D
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hehehehehe
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HAHAAHAHAH Thats great :)

Keep up the good jokes!!!!

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Very good
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nice one!
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LOL! ROTF!
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apart from aussies don't call copeers pigs that was hilarious
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HAHAHAHAHA LOL i get it

hahah sooo funnyy!!!

hehe nice =]

LOL. it's funny, especially if yu picture it in yur head.

LOL srry im tha type of person that finds jokes like that SOOO funny.........LOL

thnx i will actual tell my frends that

hehe LOL

lol nice one

im gunna laugh randomly at that 2moz hehe

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lol
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lol, thats great. You suckered me in on that one. I did not see the punch line coming. Thanks for the laugh early this Morning.
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LOL!!!!
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