Aussie Rules Supporters can you please answer this question?

Question

Ok this isn't an AFL question but the AFL does get a mention!

Corporate Condoms???

Imagine if major companies from all around the world started

producing or sponsoring condoms. They would become fashionable and

companies would probably advertise more openly.

* Nike Condoms: Just do it!

* Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling

* Ford Condoms: The ride of your life

* Optus Condoms: Yes!

* Duracell Condoms: Keep going and going and going

* Pringles Condoms: Once you pop you can't stop

* Hyundai Condoms: All day, every day

* Panasonic Condoms: Even more than you expected

* VB Condoms: As a matter of fact, I've got one now

* Swan Lager Condoms: They said you'd never make it....

* Vegemite Condoms: Puts a rose in every cheek

* Levi Condoms: Do you fit the legend?

* Nescafe Condoms: It brings you together.

* Quicken Condoms: Quicken.Easy

The following brands would probably not sell very well.....

* AFL Condoms: I'd Like to See That

* Goodyear Condoms: If it only saves you once a year....

* RTA Condoms: Speed kills

* Nobby's Condoms: Nibble Nobby's Nuts

* Bolle Condoms: Put them on your face

* Aussie Homeloans Condoms: We'll save you

Answer 1

LOL, i've read that one before and it still makes me laugh..!!

I'd buy the Vegemite ones... *wink wink*

PS:  My sis works for a condom company...might have to pass on your suggestion!!

Answer 2

That will strike you rich

Answer 3

Cap'ain Jack .. where did you be finding that lil' gem

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh me heearty

(sorry got carried away with the pirate thing JUST for a split second)

Answer 4

OMG!!!

That is Hilarious!!!!

I now consider you BRILLIANT!!!!

AND....Now I'm off to have s*x. :)

Answer 5

You've thought hard about this. I think you should buy yourself a suit, put together a presentation and get out there and sell your idea. You could become the "King of Condoms".

Answer 6

Lol.....I have seen this before. Its brilliant and funny.

P.S I like your question too.

Answer 7

Nice work captain.......you could make millions with that lot! Arrrrrrr now back to the Black Pearl....