Austin to boston, maine to spain?

Question

My boss is always saying "I've been from austin to boston, maine to spain" Then he tells me he can't say the rest because we're at work. Anyone know the rest of it?

Answer 1

the way I heard it:

why ive been from Maine to Spain, Austin to Boston,3 worlds fairs, f****d a duck in mid-air and you call me boy? why Ive got a bucket of balls, a pound of meat and enough hair on my a*s to weave 3 indian blankets and you call me boy?

Answer 2

ive been from austin to boston

maine to spain

ive got a enough hair on my a*s to knit an indian rug

ive got balls the size of pickle jars

AND YOU CALL ME BOY!?