Australia: What is it good for?

Question

Australia: What is it good for?

Answer 1

Angry Larry,

If you can't love the place, pack up your sad rags and whinging manner and rack off!!

Why not go and get a job in Indonesia or Pakistan... you'll probably be at home there.

Answer 2

Without Australia, there would be no kangaroos.

Answer 3

From what I've heard from friends who were in the U.S. Navy, it's great for shore leave.

Answer 4

It's good for kicking idiots like you in the ar$e!

Answer 5

well i guess you are angry. australia is a great place.