Awkward moments?

Question

What are some of the most awkward moments of your life? Just simple stories...

Answer 1

Middle school.  Pretty much the entire 3 years.  Here's a story:

I was in 6th grade in a middle school that had grades 6,7, and 8.  Some 7th graders motioned me over to thier table at lunch.  Our middle school sold ice cream, and one of the older guys had bought a 'Push Pop', which is orange sherbet in a cylinder of cardboard.  He had sculpted it to look like an erect part of the male anatomy.  He proudly showed it to me.

"Ya know what this is?" he asked.

I nodded.

"Well, what is it?" he asked, taking a bite out of it.

"I know what it is," I said.

"I bet ya do.  I just wanna know what you call it."

"It's a pe nis," I said.

The whole table busted out laughing.  They were looking over my head.  I knew why even before I turned around.  Sure enough, there stood Mrs. Oliver.  Mrs. Oliver was my Spanish teacher.  She was beautiful, and just like most of her male students, I had a crush on her.  I turned red, from my ears to my toes.

"No, dude.  It's ice cream," said the boy, still giggling.  Mrs. Oliver shook her head and tried not to smile.  The boy gave her a big grin, and she grinned back at him.  I could have died.  Mrs. Oliver never mentioned the incident, but I know that she thought of it every time she looked at me for the rest of that year.

The end.

Answer 2

ahh to many to tell, my whole life has been a foot in the mouth or awkward silence moment lol