BB9UK: If you could go into the house...?

Question

If you could go into the big brother house and do one thing to Rex and Nicole.. what would you do to each of them?

Answer 1

I'd rather send in number 6.. and the american girl that Rex cheated with

dR bad

Answer 2

Tell Rex his sexual infidelities are all over the gutter press, and inform Nicole she's got 73% of the vote for eviction so far!

Answer 3

Steal all their clothes, then punch their freaking lights out, til my arm ached!!!! then id reintroduce Rex to the girl he had the fling with in Las Vegas, in front of Nicole of course!!!! EDIT>>>>> Noooooo!!! not the ones theyre wearing!!!

Answer 4

I'd tell them both that a leading perfume manufacturer (the one the Beckhams used - always helps to namedrop where Rex is concerned) wants to produce a perfume based on their loving relationship.  After they have both stopped blubbering, I'd tell them that the name would be similar to 'Intimately' the name used for the Beckhams perfume only theirs would be called 'Excruciatingly', the definition of which is intensely painful and agonising.  

Answer 5

Take in a picture of me Pooing in each of rex's restaurants

Then probobly eat nicole and hang rex up on the roof by his balls.

DARNELL TO WIN !

Answer 6

Take a copy of the newspaper that said Rex had sh@gged that dancer . Kill two birds with one stone, light them fight it out, save me getting my hands dirty  

Answer 7

Id rob them......Im all out of shiny silver shoes and Ive got a hot date.

Answer 8

I'd punch them both in the face.

Answer 9

shave off rexs comb over and push nicole in the pool lol

Answer 10

Take a copy of today's Daily Star ,Allegedly Stephs been hanging around his family and even been around his bedroom ,Can you imagine his face and hers ,

Answer 11

I'd take a whole load of other BB addicts and let the 2 of them know how much the public hates them.  For such a vain pair that would be devastating enough for them, but if that didn't work I'd just slap them!

Answer 12

Steal Nicole's suitcase and give it to Big Brother.

Steal Rex's cider and drink it in front of him.

Then run like h**l and watch the reaction on TV

:D  

Answer 13

Common Sense and Manners

xx

Answer 14

Head butt Mikey.

Answer 15

KNOCK them out,

BADLY mess up their faces,

RIP out his ginger hair,

STAMP on her head till it crushes while shouting abuse!,

THEN FINALLY...DUMP them both in the pool!

i DONT hate them that much!

Can you tell :D hehe.

Answer 16

snog rex [just to annoy nicole] and punch her.

Answer 17

Slap her face, then his.