Here's the scenario:
- It's the night of the Superbowl. Your FAVORITE TEAM is playing and the two opposing quarterbacks HATE each other!
- Your ONLY TELEVISION has been broken for months
- You come home depressed because you live in the middle of nowhere and no way to get to a television
- You discover, when you get home, that someone has set your televison room up with a 60" 1080P Elite Kuro flat panel HDTV worth $7,500.00 complete with surround sound worth several MORE thousands of dollars
- You have a brand new recliner, too, the best ever made, to watch the game in
- You've ALSO been given all the beer, booze, snacks you can eat all night while the game is on
- It's all yours TO KEEP
BUT. . . . . . . there's a CATCH !!!
Your wife KNOWS that the "catch" is the person who delivered it said they're conducting a survey on sexual abstinance. You can ONLY keep it all IF you agree NOT to have s*x with your BELOVED wife for 6 months!
Your wife is standing there, arms folded across her chest, leaning on one foot, her other foot tapping in defiance with a look challenging you NOT to keep it all because she DOESN'T want to do without s*x that long.
WHAT. . . .WOULD. . . .YOU. . . .DO ?????? Take the equipment, recliner, and food and do without the s*x. . . . . . .or honor your wife's need for the s*x. . . . .instead ?????? AND MASTURBATION IS FORBIDDEN DURING THIS TIME. . . . .TOO!
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