Bad slogans for products/stores?

Question

Can anyone think up stupid slogans for brands? Real ones and ones you make up are all acceptable!

Answer 1

Here is a bad one from Kohls:

"good things come from those you DON'T wait"

Ugh, nice message.  That is exactly the opposite message we are trying to teach our young.

Answer 2

Personally, I always hated the Burger King "Big Bucking Chicken" ad campaign.  

Your question reminded me of these, so I found the link which listed them.  

Unintentionally bad web site names:

Top Ten:

1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is

www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at

www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at

www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at

www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company…

www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:

www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always

www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is

www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:

www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at

www.gotahoe.com

Answer 3

A local pool/spa place.

"You might get wet but you won't get soaked."