Banana up my r****m...?

Question

Please don't make comments like "How'd/why'd you do that?!" but long story short. I was playing with someone and...I have some banana in me. /: Not the peel but the banana.

Will this harm me? I don't want to go to the hospital.

Answer 1

It won't harm you. I mean, its in the area where the waste is stored, you'll p**p it out sooner or later.

Answer 2

Swallow your pride and go to the doc. This is gonna cause you some serious problems.

Answer 3

You're gonna have to go potty sometime... When you do, you'll just smell some banana, too!  

Answer 4

HOW'S, WHY'D YOU DO THAT?!?!?!? LOL IF IT DOESN'T HARM AN ASIAN GIRL WHEN SHE GETS IT FROM A 7FOOT TALL BLACK GUY, THEN YOUR OKIE DOKIE

Answer 5

Best answer I can give you right now is to give your local 24 hour Pharmacy and ask them for the answer. They should be able to recommend something for you.

The absolute best answer would be to go to the ER, but that's not an option for you right?

Answer 6

no questions asked. it should come out with your next p**p. shouldnt harm considering that p**p is old food and waste. for safety sake just dont do it again

Answer 7

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

JUST GO SH**!

Answer 8

you'll be fine, just next time use a condom so it wont get cut.

this just makes me remember  an old Filipino anecdote about jackfruit and durian.

Answer 9

LOL that is funny im sorry  

Answer 10

Have you seen jackass? This guy put a car up his r****m I think it just came out with his poo. If pain persists or you notice anything abnormal down there go speak to your doctor.

Answer 11

No, you don't need to go to hospital, you will poo it out.

But how on earth... ???

Answer 12

Uh, go poo.

Answer 13

wtf....!

thats some creepy ****!

can i please ask How'd/why'd you do that?!!!!

dayummm thats crazy

Answer 14

Take a laxative or use a lot of lube to get it out.

This could be potentially serious.

Sorry about what happened ):

But a banana is so soft that it is probably mashed up by now.

Or at least dissolved, somewhat.

Answer 15

Ohhhh nooo!

Answer 16

No - you should be fine although i wont be because my mind is scarred forever......it should be fine after a bowel movement

let me ask you this: was it worth it?

Answer 17

uhhh, p**p it out, or buy an over the counter e***a kit.

Answer 18

Bananas are very soft. You will pass it the next time you go #2. There will be no harmful effects.

Next time, try putting it in a condom? Or not using produce in your sexual endeavors at all?

Answer 19

Wow. Just. Wow.

If it hurts, youll have to go see a doctor.

Don't worry, bananas are mushy though, so itll come out easy. If it doesnt, go see a doctor.

Answer 20

No just use a suppository and it will come out.....or take a laxative it won't hurt you though potassium is good for you~

Answer 21

Give it some time, a few hrs., and see if it will come out with a bowel movement. If it doesn't and if you start feeling ill then you will need to see a doctor.

Answer 22

Nope.  It will just come out with regular stuff that comes out.

Answer 23

Yes this will harm you as the Banana is blocking your back passage (waste). Two options are:

A) Wait until you feel like doing # 2 (loo). To expedite you visiting the loo, take some laxative... this in turn will push the banana out.

B) Go to your local hospital. There isn't any major surgery involved.

Pls don't try to forcefully take the banana out yourself as you may damage your r****m.

Answer 24

It should all come out when you have your next bowel movement.

Answer 25

No why would it? Duh! if a p***s won't harm you why would a banana? go sit in the toilet and push as hard as you can. What goes in must come out.  Good Luck!  

Answer 26

won't it come out when you poo? or it will act as a cork and plug you up....jk!

but seriosuly i think it might come out when you poo.

Answer 27

Playing with someone, wtf kinda game is that?

& did you try crapping it out?

Eh food comes out I think it's fine. & will come out eventually. If you see no sign for a week that's when you go to the hospital.

Wow. You must be one interesting person.

& it's pretty g@y to have stuff up your ***. If you enjoy that a lot just date men.

Answer 28

so there's a banana up your butt? wouldn't it come out??

Answer 29

just let it stay there..it'll come out eventually...

if you can eat a banana, then you can put one in your body elsewhere and it won't hurt you...

Answer 30

This has got to be a joke, lol.  If you're serious, no it should not harm you.  It will come out eventually

Answer 31

I don't even want to know dude...