Based on something you've already done, how might you make it into the Guinness Book of World Records?

Question

Based on something you've already done, how might you make it into the Guinness Book of World Records?

Answer 1

most broken bones - survived !   EDIT: quite an accomplishment, TJ !!

Answer 2

I had oral s*x with 90 men and anal with 76

Answer 3

Having s*x with 2,479 people within the first hour of my arrival at Tara J's favorite bath house.

Answer 4

chewed one piece of gum the longest

least hours of sleep in a lifetime

i could check out the length of the longest tongue but i'd probably only come in like 20th in the world

i probably wouldn't win any of these but i could come close

Answer 5

Most rainbows worn at g*y pride (seriously i went nuts lol)