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Bathing the Cat! What do you think of this joke?

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Following are instructions on the best way to bathe your cat:

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.

3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Don't get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out to grab anything they can find. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides a "powerwash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.

6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside where he will dry himself.

Sincerely,

The DOG

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  1. Thats really ******* funny....you just made my day welldone lol


  2. lol u made my day

  3. GO DOGS DOGS RULE

  4. not really that funny...

  5. Now that was funny have a star

  6. LOL

    Poor cat !

  7. Good one!  So true about making sure no one is in between the bathroom and the door!

  8. hahahahahaha!!!

    good one..

    and the others a kj..

  9. not funny

  10. haha pretty good

  11. funny

  12. Absolutely hilarious!!

    Laughed so much I lost the ability to breathe!


  13. that is just cruel

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