Bathroom stall quotes?

Question

I'm doing a funny speech on bathroom stall quotes I need some funny ones about:

Love

religion

food

tv shows

moms

politics

or any other meaningless topic

Answer 1

As seen above a urinal: What are you looking up here for? The real joke is in your hands.

Note on condom machine: 'These condoms built to British standards.' underneath, 'Yeah, and so was the Titanic'

Answer 2

Just look online there are a lot.  

"Do not leave me with a bowl of anything for an extended period of time."

"Do not spend your faith on God.

Place faith in yourself,

in others, in humanity;

and God will place His faith in you."

http://neilgaimanboard.com/eve/forums/a/...

http://wordpress.jhwarren.com/?p=8

Answer 3

This is graffiti I read on a bathroom stall once, in Seattle.  In one ink (ballpoint) in stylized printing:  My mother made me a L*****n.  In a different ink (marker pen) in backhanded writing just under it: If I buy her the yarn, will she make me one, too?

Answer 4

Here's my favorite combination:

"I love Joey," one girl wrote.

And below it:

"If you love him so much, why did you write his name where people p**p?"