Battle Royal by Ralph Ellison theme sentence ideas?

Question

Im reading the short story and have my theme paragraph typed up, but I just cant seem to think of any closing summary sentences.

Answer 1

How about something like this; "In conclusion this book is pretty much going to suck more then a $5 w***e. I asked a question about it on the most visited site on the entire fcuking internet and nobody even cared enough to comment on how big of a piece of shat it is. I mean really im not even going to read it and its actually pretty short, just knowing of the wasted time that I have saved makes me a better person then Ralph Emerson. (simile = extra credit?) You know the real hero that apparently not everyone named after him seems to fulfill the legacy of an American or British inverter or author or something else comparable. Okay so heres some cut and paste from sparknotes but I spelled a few words wrong and summarized so its not stealing. Enjoy!"

Tell me thats not a guaranteed A++