Be as Random as you can be!!!!?

Question

Give me the most random thing that you can think of. Whatever just pops right into your head. Be creative, be stupid, be funny...I don't care! Just make it as awesome as possible!

(s**t will be reported)

May The Force Be With You

Answer 1

Force is all conquering,but it's victories are short lived . . .famous quote by Abraham Lincoln. . . . .I just saw the word Force in your comment and that's what popped in ! ! !

Answer 2

kittens really aren`t lazy ,

they actuall show you how much time they take to make sure they love you enough

while fido over there ,

goes and bites that stupid mail man , for what?

so he gets smacked in the face with a newspaper?

cats own , period

dogs just make u wet and fustrated

cats purrr life into u !

hahahahaha , back comment ,! i daree ya!

Answer 3

i had a dream last night that i was flying on a swan made completely of cocoa.

It's name was Clem.  

Answer 4

Wonder Twins Power, Activate!

Answer 5

Hmm... random... I can do that.

The other day, aliens landed in my front yard and gave me cupcakes.  In exchange, they vaporized my house, but it's ok, cause it reappeared on a vineyard in Austria, which is pretty.  But my feet are too dirty to make wine by stepping on grapes, so I hired a Russian girl named Olga to give me a pedicure.  But she broke my feet.  So then I couldn't walk anywhere, so I had to invent a teleportation machine.  What I didn't realize though, is that in order to teleport myself, I had to destroy the molecular bonds that hold my body together and put them back together in the new location.  But instead of destroying myself properly, it only recreated myself in the new location.  Then the old me died of pain from my broken foot.  And all that was to explain to you why I showed up at my own funeral.

Answer 6

Not sure what you actaully want...a statement, a fact, an opinion, unclear question.