Be as random as possible. ?

Question

Just for fun..

be as funny as possible.

10 points to the one that makes me laugh the most.

:) have fun!

Answer 1

think of this....

Ronald Mcdonald riding a tricycle fishing for ants drinking a beer using fries for bait and smoking a cigarette.....and he didn't comb his hair...

Answer 2

berry-n-oogle-eistien-coolade-pink-

rabbit-squirrel-scout-cookies-made-

by-damineos-ice-cream-after-atomic

-bomb-blew-up-weirdos-on-mars-

canned-tuna-lovers-sandwich-

business-fish-population-

sudden-decrease-in-

USA-airforce-needs-

missles-TAKE-COVER-

kaboom-go-bluecheese-

sauce-fried-chicken

-with-moldy-carrots-FBI-

helps-starbuck-

Walmart-and-yellow-cars-take-over-

jacuzi-with-NO-bubbles-green

-sock-naturally-

white-mystery-smelly-

airfreashener-toilet-

goes-missing-CALL-

INDIANA-JONES-astronot

-blamed-4-gas-in-space-

craft-bird-ate-cat-

BUGS-BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(gasp)(gasp)

random enough?

:P

Answer 3

why did snoop dog need an umbrella???

fo drizzle  HAHAHAHhahahHAAa

Answer 4

Your diaper!

Answer 5

Well what do you mean by random?

Would it really be considered random if you try to be random because then it would be like..uhh...not. RANDOM! jeezy. o___o

Wow.

I'm actually not sure how taht works, but I'm going to tell you everything that goes through my mind, which is very extremely random, right now. (:

Well first, since my little brother is playing Halo 3 on our new xbox 360 right now next to me, I'm thinking I should really get back to my own room and surf the net on my laptop. But if I go there, I'm going to have a 9 book line-up waiting for me...

WHAT THE HECK?

Sorry. I just remembered i had an 8 book line up in the beginning of summer and I read 5 books. I'm such a nerd. GAWD!

Hm. I'm itchy.

Do you think itching can be contagious like yawning? iono. I'm so uhh...OH! Which also is the letter that comes after [l, m, n, o...] N! :P

Oh my word...hwho says oh my word?

This is a really fun question.

You know what that means!

YOU ARE AWESOME!

YES! I LOVE YOU PEOPLE! W00T!! :DD

and yes. I am a weird girl who sits in front of my computer on yahoo answers for hours and hours trying to escape my chores and most of all, my parents.

ok, I exaggerated a bit.

Oh. I just thought of dumplings. How GREAT are dumplings? But I guess sushi is better P:

SUSHI!

Look it's an orange!!

khsdfo[iawght]0y-12394yhqjklbvzsukldvg...

ORANGE! I give you back to mother nature!!! -throws orange into bush-

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa AAAA aH aAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

GAH!

GAHH!!

D:

Answer 6

If you were suddenly transported to the sun because of an evil scheme devised by an evil Russian chicken and asked to take off your clothes and make love to the burning flames and then recite the presidents in alphabetical order by their middle name while juggling 11 midgets holding soda cans between your two front teeth that will be operated on by 86 evil Czechoslovakian dentists named Farkus who got their degrees studying the taste buds of Tom Selleck at a college named after some guy who wasted away his life by eating pork grinds naked in his mom's basement while searching for pictures of Kirsten Dunst to use for purposes that cannot be explained by the 1972 Junior High class of some school that no one cares about in Eastern Idaho where woodland creatures choose to spend their lives trying to recreate some bad 1940's soap opera instead of frolicking happily in the woods, would you prefer chocolate ice cream or vanilla?  

Answer 7

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=BUS6nKpdde...

This is pretty random and funny I think!

Answer 8

You know i've always been wondering what it would be like if the sky was purple! That'd be cool!

http://www.jmcwd.com/redirected-images/p...

Oh and Miley Cyrus jumped off a cliff!! :-)

Answer 9

charlie the unicorn on youtube! watch it!

Answer 10

I saw a fat person wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said 'Thyroid problem?'

Answer 11

Life is sometimes like a tornado of f***s. It just shows up one day, throwing c**p everywhere and then expects you to clean it up and go about your merry fricking way. You know, somedays lifes like and angery badger wearing one of those dog sweaters, but not a cool one, like a pink one with little fluffy rainbow balls on it, and the badger is pissed and took a hot dump in your kitchen. You yell at it and say, "Hey, you...what's with all this biting and scratching?" Your gonna take a bath you son of a - and then you remember your hot pocket is getting cold and your plasma TV is wrecked cause you can't stop playing video games, but your mom says your cool so you must be. And I'm done...