Beans give people gas, and methane burns well. Can we f**t our way into energy independence? Yes We Can!?

Question

The audacity of poot.

Answer 1

LOL!  We actually talked about this at work!  It would kinda work like that beer hat and have a little tube that connected to the butt.   We thought that it should have a buzzer, or light every time someone let out a f**t.  haha!  I'm all for it.  I have no real ideas as to how it would really work, but I'd do it!  As my cousin used to say: "farts are fun and keep u fit!"

Answer 2

Figure out a way to harness this great energy source and you'll be an extremely wealthy person.

Answer 3

Sure I could sale some of my gas. Because I can eat a orange and f**t. The strongest gas the more methane . Do u know anyone I can sell It to.

Answer 4

If it can, I've powered a rocket-ship to the moon.

Answer 5

bro i cant believe you put this up on yahoo! i dnt kno you and i love you! your awesome! and you discovered yet another use for the cow! they produce alot of gas! great job lol

Answer 6

sure, anything's possible...

Answer 7

I don't know.  The hose would be very uncomfortable.