Bedtime story please?

Question

I'm about to put on my jammies and go to sleep. Will you please tell me a bedtime story?

Answer 1

sure why not. i'm bord.

once opone a time i went to a girls house. the girl name was named mckenzie. she was going to have her b-day party later that day. we were soo excited. only nobody ended up comeing. so we went over to see what was going on, and sabrina was having a party right next door! we knocked and kelli answered. "a oh" said kelli. then Ashly S. ans Ashly G. came over. " great" said Ashly G. sarcaticly. "WTF is going on here"? excliamed alyssa. (the girl that will me playing me). Mckenzie looked really sad. Then suddenly sabrina came out. " well look who the wind blew in"! "sub"? said alyssa. what are you all doing its mckenzie's party! ya, and now she's at mine. and she wasn't even invited! said sabrna. Ashly S. relized she was being mean so she joined alysssa and mckenzie. so did kelli. ashly G. stayed wth sabrina cause she was scared of her. GOD!!! alyssa your such a freak! exclaimed sabrina. well to bad for you! kelli yelled.

to be continued when you wake up!

Answer 2

REMARKABLE STORY OF SIX-YEAR-OLD GIRL'S LIFE.

Created by Yuki Endo

Once upon time, in city of Metropolitan, there was smart, intelligent little girl who was only six-years-old. Her name was Sakura Smart. She had beautiful blue eyes, her gold blond hair was long and it touch her shoulder.

Since she was very smart, she was directly submitted to University of Metropolitas. She had bullies, who were Alice  Francis, Sally Jamestone and Kim Artstone because Sakura was smart.

One night when she was walking alone in beach toward her house, her bullies at class push her into ocean.

She was startled and she was far from beach.

Just then, there was shark, however this shark sensed that girl was in trouble, so he swim to help her.

Carefully not to bite girl, shark used his teeth and pull her onto his back and swim on saltwater river which sharks really can't seem.

When people on ferry saw shark carrying toward hospital, they call news reporters and soon news reporters came and take picture.

Next day, Sakura was walking around the wood populated by poisonous rattlesnake and cobra.

When snake saw her, snakes love her.

When her bullies were trying to push her, rattlesnakes and cobra defended Sakura and she was saved again!!

She was saved by all kinds of animals and insect.

Meanwhile, bullies were having discussion.

Kim: Don't we going too far?

Alice: No, we not.

Sally: Time for next prank.

Next day after her class ended at University, she went to take train ride, not knowing her bullies were following behind her.

She got off at stop called of Island of Secret Police and Prisoner.

In this neighborhood, Secret Police does not allow pranks.

Her bullies did not heard of this neighborhood island.

Sakura was still being followed by her bullies.

When she approach the big hole, Alice and Sally push her into 20-ft hole.

Kim: Alice, Sally! Your prank has gone too far. I not your friends anymore.

After that, Kim jump into hole after her. She pray for Sakura's friend to come.

At that moment, rodents heard cry of Kim's pray, and so rodents gathered around like rug because ground was solid metal.

As two girls hit the rodent, they were saved by group of rodents..

Kim: Sakura, wake up. Are you OK?

Sakura was still laying unconscious.

Kim give her CPR and Sakura regain her breath.

Kim: I'm sorry about Alice and Sally. They gone too far. You were almost killed but saved by rodents.

When Sakura and her new friend, Kim comes out of hole, Secret Police were surrounding Alice and Sally.

Secret Police: Freeze!

Sally: Help us, Kim!

Alice; Please!

Secret Police (Female): Remain silent!

Kim: I told you, I not going to help you because you gone too far from your pranks on Sakura!!

Secret Police (female): They prank this little girl?

Kim: Yes, ma'am.

Secret Police (female): Which school they go to?

Kim: We all go to University of Metropolitas.

Secret Police handcuff the bullies and they boarded police bus with Kim and Sakura.

Secret Police pulled over at University of Metropolitas Kingdom.

Female police officer knock on dean's office.

Male dean named Akito Nakayama open the door and ask "How can I help you?"

Police Officer show them their badges and ID, "Secret Police."

When he saw Sally and Alice handcuffed, Kim and Sakura smell like rat, he ask "What happened?"

Secret Police (female): These girls are bullying her and at our island called Island of Secret Police, which we came from, they push Sakura into 20-ft deep hole underground.

Akito: And?

Kim (confess): Actually, I was original bully with them. I did not expected they go too far. I were involve with them pushing Sakura to ocean, and we were attack by snakes when we try to push her to another hole. Then, we followed her to Island of Secret Police and saw the sign that hole was 20-ft deep. When they push her, I was thinking if there was sharp object or solid ground, she could be killed, so I jump after her and pray for her fall, and my pray was answered by group of rodents.

Akito: That is horrible.

Akito faces Sally and Alice.

Akito: You'll be suspended from this university for two months for your improper action. Until you learn your lesson, never to show up at school again. School is not for bullying, it is for learning. Do you understand?

Alice/Sally: Yes.

Next day, Sakura and Kim became good friends.

Next day, newspaper called :Weird but True" was invented by school and it spread all over World.

"WEIRD BUT TRUE

EXCLUSIVE INSANE SPECIAL REPORT

edited by Nanny f***y, school reporter.

photos down by many witnesses.

In serious event in few days, Alice  Francis, Sally Jamestone and Kim Artstone were following Sakura Smart, bullying her.

In first incident, Sakura was pushed into ocean where incredible shark came to her rescue and swim on saltwater river where shark cannot swim. This made people who were on ferries heart attack when they saw girl laying unconscious.

Next, at mountain populated by snakes, rattlesnakes and cobra defended Sakura from her bullies when they were planning to push her.

Final incident, they follow Sakura to Island of Secret Police, Sally and Alice push her into 20-ft deep hole. According to former bully, Kim she spotted the sign that it was 20-ft deep and she thought she could be killed because you never know what might be down there.

So Alice quoted to her bully, "Your prank is getting out of control."

So, Kim jump in the hole after her and pray for Sakura's safety which were remarkable answer by group of rodent who gathered under the hole to break Sakura's hole.

Secret Police handcuff the bully after Kim told them their pranks went too far.

So, they all went to University of Metropolitas, where dean Akito Nakayama suspended them from school for improver action. Since Kim told the truth, Kim was evaded from suspension and became good friend of Sakura.

Sakura and Kim happily enjoy being together.

After that, another animals/insect who rescue them also became good friend with Sakura and Kim.

Kim had no parent, and she moved in with Sakura with permission from Sakura's parent and they lived happily ever after together."

After that article spread, Metropolitas was getting more tourist and people and it populated twenty trillion people.

Metropolitas and Island of Secret Police was now incredible growship development of industrial, thanks to remarkable newspaper made by students at University of Metropolitas.

THE END

Answer 3

hw old r u again??

Answer 4

once apon a time thier was a big dragon and everyone feared him because he breathed fire and he had huge spikes on his back but then one day a tree caught on fire and he saved snuggles the kitten from getting burned so everyone was cool with him

Answer 5

Once upon a time there was a squirrel named Billy Bob Joe George Frank III. We'll just call him Bob. Bob lived in the Grand Canyon and Bob was a very stupid squirrel. One day Bob decided that he could fly. Bob tryed to fly off the Grand Canyon's edge. Bob broke his little leg. Now Bob goes around telling little squirrelings that it is important NOT to jump into the Grand Canyon, especially when you think that you are a flying squirrel and you aren't.

~THE END~

Answer 6

In the great green room

There was a telephone

And a red ballon

And a picture of-

The cow jumping over the moon

And there were three little bears sitting on chairs

And two little kittens

And a pair of mittens

And a little toyhouse

And a young mouse

And a comb and a brush and a bowl full of mush

And a quiet old lady who was whispering "hush"

Goodnight room

Goodnight moon

Good night cow jumping over the moon

Goodnight light

And the red balloon

Goodnight bears

Goodnight chairs

Goodnight kittens

And goodnight mittens

Goodnight clocks

And goodnight socks

Goodnight little house

And goodnight mouse

Goodnight comb

And goodnight brush

Goodnight nobody

Goodnight mush

And goodnight to the old lady

whispering "hush"

Goodnight stars

Goodnight air

Goodnight noises everywhere

Answer 7

once upon a time some child went on the internet for a bed time story. No one gave the child the story so the child just decided to go to bed. The end.

Now shut your eyes and just go to bed.

Answer 8

Once there was  person who had nothing better to ask then for something self serving and rather immature.  So a few people answered but no one really had much to say because they thought that the person asking the question was a big fat troll....THE END.....thank you.

Answer 9

KEVIN THE VERY OLD RABBIT

by Gordon Dioxide

Kevin the Very Old Rabbit was very old.

Believe it or not, he was 146 years old and his name was Kevin.

He had always been old. In fact, when he was born he had glasses and a long white beard, which greatly surprised his mother because she had perfect eyesight and no facial hair whatsoever. His dad was called Kevin the Extremely Old Rabbit, but he's not in this story.

Now, every Tuesday morning Kevin would drive to the post office in Swindon to collect his pension money. But today was no ordinary Tuesday morning for two main reasons. Firstly it was his birthday and secondly it was in fact Wednesday. This meant that he was actually 147 years old. The only problem was, he didn't know it! You see, because he thought it was Tuesday he thought that his birthday was not until tomorrow!

Anyway, he parked the car in the usual place - on double yellow lines opposite the police station. He turned on the radio and got out of the car. He never had the radio on when he was driving because he hated pop music.

Suddenly, a very watery thing happened. It started to rain. Not just a few drops, but whole bucketfuls. He ran to the bus shelter, but the bus shelter didn't have a roof so this didn't help. He'd forgotten to bring his umbrella and his fur was getting soaked.

So he looked around and saw a big shop called Umbrella World, just next door to Woolworths. When he ran into the shop he couldn't believe how many umbrellas were in there. There were millions and billions of them, neatly lined up on shelves.

The first one he looked at was made of silk with a gold handle, but this was too expensive. The next one was full of holes to let the rain through, which Kevin thought was a very silly idea. Then he saw a lovely yellow umbrella, covered in pictures of monkeys and tennis rackets. It cost just four pounds and ninety-nine pence so he took out his purse and bought it.

When he went outside he found that it had stopped raining, which was a good thing and a bad thing.

After looking at his watch he decided that he was probably hungry, so he crossed over the road to McDonalds. He bought a Big Mac, but threw the burger and bread roll into the bin because, being a rabbit, he only liked the lettuce.

Three and a half weeks later he got a letter from the boss of McDonalds. It said,

"Dear Mr. Very Old Rabbit

Congratulations! You have won a trip round the world on Concorde in our Ronald McDonald Spot the Difference competition. The plane leaves Heathrow airport at 8 o'clock tomorrow morning. Have a good time!

Love from Sir Malcolm Morris McDonald"

Unfortunately, Kevin couldn't read so he screwed up the letter and threw it into the dustbin. He thought it was probably a soppy love letter from Mildred Parker who used to fancy him at school.

A bit later that day, Kevin got a telephone call from Sir Malcolm Morris McDonald's secretary. She wanted to know if he was packed and ready to go on holiday. At first, Kevin thought it was Mildred Parker asking him if he was ready for a honeymoon. But after a while, the secretary, whose name was Gladys, explained all about the competition and how he had won a trip round the world on Concorde.

Kevin was very excited. He packed his suitcase with two jumpers, one pair of trousers, a clean pair of socks, a spare pair of shoelaces, nine pairs of pyjamas, a book, another book, some sunglasses, one more book and a cuddly toy.

Next day, he got up bright and early. He drove down the M4 motorway to Heathrow Airport and climbed on board Concorde. A nice lady called Air Stewardess gave him a cup of coffee and a chocolate biscuit. He didn't really like coffee, but drank it anyway because he didn't want to upset Air Stewardess.

At 8 o'clock the plane took off into the air and soared above the clouds. Concorde travels faster than the speed of sound, which is very fast indeed, so it took just three hours to reach the city of Washington. The first person that Kevin met was a man called Bill Clinton. He used to be the President of the United States of America, but not anymore. He took Kevin to lunch at the White House. They had fried lettuce with jam and chatted about their favourite cartoons. Kevin's favourite was Bugs Bunny and Bill Clinton's favourite was s****. Doo.

At half past six Kevin was back on Concorde flying to Hollywood, which is where actors and actresses make films to show in the cinema. He was introduced to a man named Steven Spielberg, who has made very popular films such as E.T. and Jurassic Park.

Steven Spielberg was amazed to meet an English rabbit that could talk. He had been looking for a talking rabbit to appear in his next film, called Attack of the Bunnies. But Kevin didn't want to be an actor. He was a plumber and preferred tinkering about with taps and water pipes.

Kevin spent the night in a very expensive 5-star hotel. His room had a television with 49 channels and he stayed awake all night switching from one programme to the next.

When morning came he was so tired that he fell asleep. He missed breakfast, then he missed lunch, and then he missed tea. Worst of all, he missed his next flight on Concorde!

When he eventually woke up he caught a bus to the airport. But he was very disappointed when they told him that the plane had already gone. So he caught a bus to the harbour and got on board a very big passenger ship that was heading for Japan.

He was excited to find that he had his very own cabin with a bed and a porthole to look out of. There was a restaurant on the ship but there was a big problem with the food. The ship's crew had forgotten to load any food supplies onto the ship ... except for 600 sacks of broccoli. Now normal people don't like broccoli, but if you're a rabbit you'll find that broccoli is actually rather nice. So this was an ideal situation for Kevin - 600 sacks of broccoli and he was the only one on the ship who liked it. He ate 4 sacks straight away and decided to save the other 596 for later.

At ten past nine a big storm blew up and the ship sank. Luckily, Kevin had been sitting in one of the life-rafts at the time so he was quite safe. He steered the life-raft to the nearest desert island, which was small in size, round in shape, and had a palm tree sticking up in the middle. It also had one other thing - a lady that looked a bit like Mildred Parker. In fact, she looked so much like her that it was her. This was a very depressing development for Kevin. Stuck on a desert island with Mildred Parker.

Of course, Mildred was delighted to see Kevin and immediately wanted to kiss him. He quickly climbed up the palm tree to escape her clutches. But he didn't know that Mildred had once won an Olympic gold medal in gymnastics. Basically, this meant that she was very good at climbing trees, so she was quick to follow him.

Unfortunately, the palm tree was one of the weakest in the world, and it couldn't stand the combined weight of a 147-year old rabbit and a slightly chubby ex-gymnast. So the tree toppled over and both Kevin and Mildred landed with their heads in the sand and their legs sticking up in the air.

They were stuck on the island for many years. Kevin spent his time playing with a Monopoly set that he kept in his waistcoat pocket. He didn't know many of the rules, but he enjoyed passing Go and collecting 200 pounds. Mildred spent her time trying to count the grains of sand on the island. She got up to four billion, nine hundred and forty two million, six thousand, four hundred and twenty three, when Kevin threw a couple of grains into the sea and she had to start again.

The day after Kevin's 200th birthday a really great thing happened. A ship came and rescued them and took them back to Swindon.

They had been stranded on the desert island for more than 50 years and, do you know, something really nice happened during that time that I didn't tell you about. They fell in love!

So, soon after they arrived back in England they got married. They had two children and told them all about their adventure. A bit later, they decided to live happily ever after.

Answer 10

its called go to sleep...

Answer 11

Its called under the sea, and it even has pop up pictures.