Best 1 liners you've heard of?

Question

i wanna hear some good, 1 liners. Whether you said them or heard them on the ice, or just chirpin' someone over the board, let the comedy session begin. Best one gets the 10pts

Answer 1

I was a goalie when I played and during one game I said to an opponent (who hadn't hit the back of the net all game) that his Mom can score better than he can.

The best one I heard was someone from our bench yelling "Somebody call Stevie Wonder and ask him if he can be the ref tonight."

Answer 2

Ah This girl was the captain of her team and she pissed me off because she was just a reall ***** so I said does the C on your jersey stand for Cunttt?

It was an in the moment thing.

Answer 3

How bout ...get the lead out of your a..? or ..even (to the ref) get your head out of your a..

He shoots, he scores! He went top shelf, where Gramma keeps the peanut butter!!!  my all-time fav!

Yzerman, down the right side with a driiiive, he scores.

Bruce Martin n Sid Abel

Answer 4

is the ref pregnant ...he just missed 3 periods

danny briere your name's g*y!