Best 'marooned on a desert island' joke? ?

Question

This is the best I can remember...10 pts for one which can make me laugh harder...special consideration to the girl who can tell one about a marooned female beauty.

Dennis, a foine Irish lad, found himself alone castaway for conduct unbecoming a passenger, doing his best to subsist with whatever came to hand. One day he spied a wetsuit, housing an obvious female form, emerging from the surf.

Removing all her snorkling equipment...

"How long have you been here?"

"Gosh...going on two months."

Unzipping her right side, and pulling out a transistor radio...

"Bet you'd like to know what's happening in the world."

"Lordy, yes...I've lost track."

Unzipping her left side, and pulling out a flask of Old Overholt...

"Bet you'd like a drink."

"Wow!...give it here."

Unzipping her front...

"Bet you'd like to play around."

"Begorra...you mean you have golf clubs in there too!"

Answer 1

this is a bit sick but:

so a plane crashes and there are only three survivors, ben, bob and mary. and they are marooned on a desert island

theyre there for a few months, in the hot island with nothing else to do mary starts to... yknow with ben and bob. but she feels bad doing it with both of them and she misses home, so she kills herself.

after a few more months on the island with nothing else to do, ben and bob start you.... yknow... but after a while they feel bad

so they bury mary.

sorry i know its awful :P

Answer 2

oh I know irish guys and I doubt they'd say that:)

Answer 3

oh that was the one I was going to say. hmmmmm.

Answer 4

never would have guessed that!