Best answer for whoever tells the funniest joke !

Question

i like teenage jokes , since i am a teenager : )

Answer 1

Have you heard the one about the blonde teenager who went to "Jokes & Riddles" & asked for jokes & riddles, instead of reading the jokes & riddles?

Answer 2

A Military officer had just received a promotion and walked into his new office to see how it looked. Upon entering and seeing the huge improvement he began to jump around in excitement. He heard a knock on the door and quickly took his seat in his brand new chair and in his most commanding and ruling voice said, "Come in." A common soldier walked into the room and the Officer picked up his phone and in an attempt to impress the young soldier talked into the phone, "Yes, I received your package and I will personally ensure it is delivered to the president." He then hung up the phone and looked at the young soldier and said, "And what are you here for?" The young soldier just said, "Nothing much, sir, I just came to plug in your new phone."

hope u like it...XD

Answer 3

Could it be possible?

The police recently busted a teenager selling 'secret formula' tablets he claimed gave eternal youth. When going through their files they noticed it was the fifth time he was caught for committing this same fraud. He had earlier been arrested in 1794, 1856, 1928 and 1993.

A Teen Girl's Prayer

Dear Lord: So far today, I am doing all right.

I have not gossiped, lost my temper, been greedy, grumpy,

nasty, selfish, or self indulgent. I have not whined, bitched,  cursed, or eaten any chocolate. I have not charged on my parents' credit card.,

However , am going to get out of bed

in a few minutes, and I will need a lot more help after that. Amen.

Answer 4

A blonde got stuck in the supermarket over the weekend.

She died of starvation! :D

Answer 5

Well, these are some jokes my brother tells, and he is a teenager. I don't think that they are that funny, but I will try anyway.

He has a T-shirt that says- VIDEO GAMES RUINED MY LIFE, GOOD THING I HAVE TWO EXTRA LIVES. And then it has a picture of three hearts, and one of the hearts is ruined.

Another T-shirt

MEAT IS MURDER, TASTY, TASTY MURDER.

Then he said this joke,

So the general tells Bush, "Mr.president, we have 100 Brazilian soilders coming. And Bush says, "That's great, but whats a Brazilian?"

Me, I don't think these are funny but my brother says people laugh at the T-shirt Jokes

Answer 6

Having retired from football, David decides that it is time to put something back into the community and studies hard to become a nurse. One night he is on the ward, doing the rounds with the doctor. They come to the first patient in the ward who is looking a bit peaky.

"Nurse Beckham, did you give this patient two tablets every six hours as instructed?"

"No, doctor, I'm afraid I got a bit confused and gave him six tablets every two hours. Sorry."

They move on to the next patient, who is looking even more sorry for himself.

"Nurse Beckham," says the doctor, "did you give this patient one spoonful of medicine every four hours, just like I told you?"

"Er, no, doctor," says David, embarrassed, "actually I got a bit muddled up and gave him four spoonfuls of medicine every one hour. Sorry."

Unimpressed the doctor moves on to the third patient who is, frankly, at death's door.

"Nurse Beckham," roars the doctor, did you prick his boil?" ..

Answer 7

i have no joke. ha ha ha ha.

Answer 8

There's this clown he went to the circus he saw all the circus actors working  and then right from the blue the manager of the circus come the clown says hey Mr. 2 shoes! honk honk. What? said the manager you see Mr. 2 shoes of the blue  I want a job!

Manager says: Are you joking?

Answer 9

Q: Why did Mikey die?

A: He ran out of Life!

This is for those of you who remember the old Mikey Life commercials.