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Firstly, do you think the rule of law is applicable in Malaysia? Secondly, after considering issues like the resignation of John Profumo, James Callaghan, Alan Amos, Earl of Jellicoe,John Belcher and David Mellor based on problem arising due to their personal conduct and financial probity. Do you think that the conventions of collective and individual ministerial responsibility is being practice in Malaysia?

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  1. i'm not sure whether 'that thing..whatever it is' that u talk about is practised here in Malaysia. But i'm absolutely sure that these things (below) is not being practised here....and if it is, help us God!!

    ..............................

    These are from a book called Disorder in the American

    Courts, and are things people actually said in court,

    word for word, taken down and now published by court

    reporters who had the torment of staying calm while

    these exchanges were actually taking place;

    ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?

    WITNESS: No, I just lie there.

    ______________________________________...

    ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the

    impact?

    WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

    ______________________________________...

    ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your

    memory at all?

    WITNESS: Yes.

    ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

    WITNESS: I forget.

    ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of

    something you forgot?

    ______________________________________...

    ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said

    to you that morning?

    WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'

    ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?

    WITNESS: My name is Susan!

    ______________________________________...

    ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person

    dies in his sleep, he

    doesn't know about it until the next morning?

    WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

    ______________________________________...

    ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year-old,

    how old is he?

    WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.

    ______________________________________...

    ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was

    taken?

    WITNESS: Is this a trick question?

    ______________________________________...

    ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was

    August 8th?

    WITNESS: Yes.

    ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?

    WITNESS: Uh.... I was getting laid!

    ______________________________________...

    ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?

    WITNESS: Yes.

    ATTORNEY: How many were boys?

    WITNESS: None.

    ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

    WITNESS: Are you s**+ * in' me? Your Honor, I think I

    need a different attorney. Can

    I get a new attorney?

    ______________________________________...

    ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?

    WITNESS: By death.

    ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?

    WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?

    ______________________________________...

    ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?

    WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.

    ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?

    WITNESS: Guess.

    ______________________________________...

    ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning

    pursuant to a deposition

    notice which I sent to your attorney?

    WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

    ______________________________________...

    ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you

    performed on dead people?

    WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead

    people. Would you like to rephrase that?

    ______________________________________...

    ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the

    body?

    WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

    ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?

    WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why

    I was doing an autopsy on him!

    ______________________________________...

    -- And the best for last: ---

    ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy,

    did you check for a pulse?

    WITNESS: No.

    ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?

    WITNESS: No.

    ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?

    WITNESS: No.

    ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was

    alive when you began the autopsy?

    WITNESS: No.

    ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

    WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a

    jar.

    ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been

    alive, nevertheless?

    WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been

    alive and practicing law


  2. with the minister salary u must be joking

    ask yourself why the police force is corrupt

    cos if the head can do it why not the hand..........lol

  3. you start to babbling, my dear..

    PEACE =D

  4. seriously, you can be a lawyer..!!

  5. I accept the law. Others I don't understand.

  6. Correct, correct, correct!

  7. no i dont so..example cases like anwar's case 10 years ago, korek korek korek's case ....and maybe the mongolian DO you think it is somehow quite similar with examples given by you?

  8. yes, i do

  9. lol...you funny..

  10. the rule of law must be applied to all. no more no less.

    but i like best the answer of "ayn?"

  11. uhhhhhhhhh WHAT?!?!?!?!

  12. Of cos there is rule of law in Malaysia. It all lies in its interpretation.

  13. Are you doing Constitutional Law????

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