Best blonde joke u can think of?

Question

tell me the best blode joke u can think of.....

Answer 1

i love blonde jokes but i like this one coz its short and sweet......

5 blondes walk into a bar........ you think one of them wouldve seen it

I also cant go past this one:

A brunette, redhead and a blonde were being chased when they spotted a farm and quickly ran over to hide. the brunette jumped into the paddock with the cows, the redhead into the pig trough and the blonde into the potato patch. When the guys came to the farm they search looking for the three women. they gazed across the paddock of cows where the brunette was going 'moooo mooooooo'. Not spotting her they moved on and came to the pig trough where the redhead was on all fours going "oink oink oink' So not spotting her either they moved along and came across the blonde laying down in the patch going 'potato potato potato'......

Answer 2

Burial at Sea

Bubbles and Barbie, two blonde sisters, had promised their Uncle, who had been a seafaring gentleman all his life, to bury him at sea when he died. Of course, in due time, he did pass away; and the two blondes kept their promise.

They set off from New London , CT with their uncle all stitched up in a burial bag and loaded onto their rowboat.

After a while Bubbles says, 'Do you think we're out far enough, Barbie?' Barbie slipped over the side; and finding the water only knee deep said, 'Nope, not yet, Bubbles.' So they rowed a little farther....

Again Bubbles asked Barbie, 'do you think were out far enough now?' Once again Barbie slipped over the side and almost immediately said, 'No, this will never do, the water is only up to my chest.'

So on they rowed and rowed and rowed; and finally Barbie slipped over the side and disappeared.

Quite a bit of time goes by and poor Bubbles was really getting worried, when suddenly Barbie broke the surface. Gasping for breath she said, 'OK, it's finally deep enough. Hand me the shovel.'

Answer 3

2 blonds are walking down the street. 1 notices a small compact makeup on the ground. She picks it up and looks in the mirror. "Ooh this person looks familiar" she says surprised. "Give me a look!" the other blond says grabbing the compact looking into the mirror. "Pfft, its me you dum bum!"

Answer 4

Q) A blonde and a brunette fall off a building. Which one hits the ground first?

A) The brunette, 'cause the blonde has to stop and ask for directions.  

Answer 5

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500. The car is parked on the street in front Of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.  What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blonde replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Finally, ........... a smart blonde joke.

Answer 6

Blonde Overdue

A blonde goes into a library and says, "Hello. I'm here to see the doctor."

The librarian replies, "This is a library."

So the blonde lowers her voice and says, "Oh sorry!" Then whispers, "I'm here to see the doctor."

Answer 7

A brunette gets slapped and looks in the other direction.A ginger gets slapped and looks in the other direction.A blonde gets slapped and looks in the same direction.

It's only funny when u act it out tho  

Answer 8

guy walks into a bar, and asks the barmaid 'is it ok if i tell you a blonde joke?'

the barmaid replied, 'well i'm blonde, the landlady is blonde, the female bodyguard is blonde, the sitting next to you is blonde, and so is the ex-sas guy in the corner. Now do you want to tell the joke?'

'Not if i'm going to have to explain it 5 times'

Answer 9

Why did the blonde the like the car with the sunroof?

More legroom.