Best comeback you've ever made?

Question

Best comeback you've ever made?

Answer 1

"Hey babe, can I get you're number?"

"It's in the phone book."

"But, I don't know you're name!"

"That's in the phonebook too!"

Answer 2

when me and my sister where younger we used to go a lot of places with our older sister. in those days, our older sister drove a 2 door explorer. i am the youngest so of course my one up older sister was always bossing me around and telling me what to do. so one day, we went some where with our older sister and a gate had to be opened up to the place where we arrived. my one up older sister told me to jump out and open it but i was sitting in the back and as i said it was two door so my sister got all mad when she had to do it herself. as she got out, she huffed: i wish we had a four door car! much to her surprise, i had a quick reply: would that make you get out any quicker? our oldest sister who was driving even laughed!! i was so proud of myself!!!!!

Answer 3

My brother put a lemon in his mouth, and pretended it was his teeth,

then he said, "Hey look mom, i'm Shannon."

and then I said, "Hey Kris, you're teeth are looking whiter today."

Answer 4

(good for ANYTHING) you know what? go eat a zebra.

Answer 5

The best comeback is always, "Yeah? Well, f--k you."

Answer 6

i was wearing pink& red one day, so my friend asked me "why do you look like valentines day?"  i said "why do you look like halloween?" she set herself up for that one.  

Answer 7

one night when we were younger I had teased my cousin victoria about something at the dinner table, and she said be careful I will give you a karate chop ( she knew I had taken 14 yrs of martial arts ) I said "yeah right, you could only give me a pork chop"

Answer 8

My sister said that she should have an extra botton on the top of her shirt and i said " for what, to shut you up!'

Answer 9

i told my friend to do something and she said ur not my mom and i told her i would have been but the line was to long