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Best (ironic) fortune cookie advice you have gotten?

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  1. "Happinees is right in front of your eyes."

    It was. I was looking at food. And to me, food is happiness. Haha


  2. don't spit in the wind.

  3. I dunno, but here's a game if you haven't heard it already:

    Open fortune cookie with friends

    read fortune aloud. Add "in bed" @ the end. My brother once got:

    One old friend is better than two new ones in bed

  4. "Buy the red car."

    I already have a red car.

  5. "Go back to bed"
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