Best place to go for a poo!?

Question

next to the office is a dark dingy male toilet which is dark and stinks of wee and poo and the floor is always wet!

so i go to the the building next door if I'm desperate for a poo! as the toilet there is bright and there is hardly any men in the next building so its really clean..! the only problem is...is that the receptionist in the next building must know that I'm going there for a poo as i have no business there otherwise!

Do you think its a good idea to go next door? what would you do?

Answer 1

id go to the next building who gives a c**p about what the receptionist thinks

Answer 2

Ha ha you poo

Answer 3

The toilet