Best quote you ever heard?

Question

Whats your favorite quote? Can be from a movie, a personal quote, philosophical, anything.

Answer 1

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.

    Albert Einstein, "Science, Philosophy and Religion: a Symposium", 1941

Answer 2

**** Alot of women.

     -Grandpa from Little Miss Sunshine

Answer 3

the best things in life are free

Answer 4

You can't have everything. Where would you put it? — Steven Wright

“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”   Harlan Ellison

When I'm inspired, I get excited because I can't wait to see what I'll come up with next. — Dolly Parton

Success is that old ABC — ability, breaks, and courage. — Charles Luckman

Answer 5

I think I've read these in my planner before buh idk who the authors are:

-a candle loses nothing by lighting another one

-The universe may end buh human stupidity will not

-I choose not to walk behind because I am not a follower and I will not walk in front of because I do not want to be a leader, I'd rather walk by ure side

-Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died ~Erma Bombeck

-Some say oppurtunity knocks only once; that is not true. Oppurtunity knocks all the time, but u hav to b ready for it. -Louis L' Armour

-The human weapon has only one really effective weapon and that's laughter. -Mark Twain

(my favorite) -One thing you can learn by watching the clock: It passes the time by keeping its hands busy. -Anonymous

Answer 6

"Everyone is born mad, some remain so."

"You laugh at me bacause i'm diffrent. I laugh at you becasue you're all the same."

"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."

"All i can do is be me no matter who that is."

Answer 7

Be who you are and say what you mean because those who mind dont matter and those who matter dont mind.

Answer 8

"LEEEEROOOY JENKINS!"

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Answer 9

"If you give a man a fish, he will have one meal. If you teach a man to fish he will be set for life." -something god said, I think

Answer 10

If it don't make dollars, it don't make sense!

Answer 11

FuTUrE bEloNgZ 2 Te Ppl WhO bElieVe in Te BeAuTy oF thEiR DrEaMs

people are like stained glass windows, they sparkle in the moonlight when itz dark but their true color or stains r revealed when sunlight falls on tem.

A stich in time savez nine!!!----itz totally true n very hard 2 implement in our livez

nice Q....itz lyke 1 te BeST 1nez asked here...WoOoW

Answer 12

Hopee you likee them <33

Pretending to be someone you're

not is a waste of the person you are

Falling for someone the first time is easy...

it's the second time around,

after you have fallen and trusted someone

to catch you and they didn't...

when it becomes difficult to let yourself fall again.

Laugh when you can,

apologize when you should,

and let go of what you can't change.

It's really nice when you can just think

about someone and smile

The truly painful goodbyes are the ones

that are never said, never explained

I hate that time before you go to sleep at night

because that's when all the thoughts you've been

trying to avoid start lingering in your mind

Fate exists,

but it can only take you so far

cause once you’re there,

it’s up to you to make it happen.

Love doesnt walk away, people do

No matter what someone tells you

there is a person out there that is meant

to wake up next to you every morning

Too often we don't realize what we have until it's gone

too often we're too stubborn to say "i'm sorry, i was wrong"

too often it seems we hurt the ones closets to our hearts

and we let the most foolish thing tear us apart

If you're not willing to risk it all

then you don't want it bad enough.

Faliure is divided into two classes;

those who thought and never did,

and those who did and never thought

People die everyday

and we only care

when we actually knew the person.

You dont even realize how much someone means to you

until you are with someone else

and you realize that its not what you want

and all you do want is

the one you don't have anymore

You know you really love someone

when you don't hate them for breaking your heart.

Just because you

left doesn't mean

i stopped loveing you.

Rule Number One of Love:

You can never be "just friends"

with the person you`re in love with.

The biggest mistake you can make

is to drift apart from someone,

who you once had the time of your life with.

The truth of the matter is, if

you have to stop & ask yourself, "is

it really worth it?", it probably isn't.

The weak can never forgive.

Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.

Answer 13

The only guarantee in life, is death...~Grim

Answer 14

"In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea."

-Douglas Adams, English humorist & science fiction novelist.

Answer 15

"For a brief time I was here, and for a brief time I mattered" Harlan Ellison

"I am carrion dawn for vultures" Mark Z Danielewski

Answer 16

I have quite a number of favourite quotes, sadly I don't remember some of them.

The ones I remeber are:

"We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them. We say we love trees, yet we cut them down. And people still wonder why some are afraid when told they are loved." - Unknown

“She is the starry night. With eyes so bright that stars are envious and hair so black it seems as it was the darkened sky itself. And like the moon her skin is fair with her smile twice as bright and beautiful.” – Art of Deception by Dulcetcoice (Koneko), a author of fanfics

"Life is a tragic. There is no such thing as a happy ending. There is only the never ending path of life." - Me

That's all the quotes I can remember^^

Answer 17

"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.", Jesus.

Answer 18

"You should never hit anybody about God." -- Ozzie from "Conversion of the Jews"  a short story by Philip Roth. If only the whole world lived by this rule, what a wonderful world it would be.

Answer 19

A man who always walks along a well traveled path makes no new discoveries.

Answer 20

"The answer to 1984 is 1776" - Alex Jones

It pretty much means the answer to tyranny is a revolution for independence. It applies to what's going on in today's world.

Answer 21

"Sometimes the best thing that can happen to a young man is to be thrown overboard and forced to sink or swim."

"It is better to light a candle, than curse the darkness"

-Chinese Proverb