Best "last day" someone did when they quit their job?

Question

any tell offs? just being nice? anyone get roses?

Answer 1

I've never actually done this... but I've always wanted to quit a job by going to work covered in mud.  I mean covered.  Then I would roll around, dirtying the carpet.  I'd put muddy hand-stamps all over the computers, furniture and important documents.

I'd also smell like a swamp, hopefully causing people to become physically ill.

Someday, maybe.  Someday.

Answer 2

well I did this just recently when I left a job. The company owed me $0. and after i told the owner I was leaving effective that day, I went around and told some key co-workers that I had quit. Well when I got to this beautiful gal that all the men just swoon and droll when she is around and I told her she reached up and put her arms around my neck to hug me good by, but I just could not leave it there so I told her you know these years I have worked with you I have always wanted to --but since I worked here couldn't --- and I grabbed a hold of her fine butt and and copped a feel. She just laughed