Best t-shirt quotes you've heard till date?

Question

they'r really funny

tell me some

Answer 1

A few, slightly off center quotes that made me laugh when I saw them on a t-shirts:

If you see me getting smaller, I'm leaving.

How can I miss you if you won't go away?

My Therapist Doesn't Listen To Me.

Psychokinesis Moves Me.

I was abducted by Aliens and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!

Attention Deficit ... Uh, ... Disorder

Lord Of The Bling Bling

Don't bother me. I'm trying to rationalize something.

Dyslexics Are Teople Poo!

Everyone is entitled to My Opinion.

I've never ever ever ever ever been in denial!

Here I am! What are your other 2 wishes?

Answer 2

~Save a drum. Bang a drummer.

~ More trees. Less Bush.

~Trust me, I'm a Jedi

~ I Never Finish Anythi

~Let's hug it out (with a pic of Ari Gold from Entourage)

~ Jesus Saves. Passes to Noah. He shoots. He scores! (hockey shirt)

~ Make awkward sexual advances, not war

~ Cancel my subscription. I'm tired of your issues.

~ MySpace or yours?

~ Bombing for peace is like f*cking for virginity

~ It's all good in the hood (with a pic of Little Red Riding Hood)

~ I'm simple. It's complicated.

~ Democrats are s**y. Whoever heard of a hot piece of elephant?

~ A Woman's Place is in the House, the Senate and the Oval Office

~  Textually Active

~ This one time at band camp....

~ Prose before hos (pic of Shakespeare)

~ Yoga is for posers

~ Reading is s**y

~ Procrastinators of the World Unite! (Tomorrow!)

~ Bad Spellers of the World Untie!

~ Stick that in your juice box and suck it!

~ I'm Rad. You're Rad. Let's Hug!

: )

I heart random tees.  

Answer 3

-SAVE WATER...DRINK BEER