Best way to get revenge without being caught?

Question

And I don't want to hear living well is the best revenge. Your all time best revenge method whether at work, home, or you name it. Make it a doozy.

Answer 1

The funniest one I ever heard was Murphy Brown (remember that show???).  She called the Mormon Church using the "victims" name -and said, "This is ---- ------, and I would like for you to come see me about my eternal salvation"

Answer 2

"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle."

~ Plato

Answer 3

Not knowing your situation, here's a few ideas:

It's amazing the odor a can of tuna makes.  Stash it somewhere.  Drain it in the air vents at the bottom of their windshield.  

Mail Bomb:  fill out all of those cards that fall out of magazines and have them sent to the person's house with "bill me later" chosen.

A couple of containers of salt can do wonders to a person's lawn.  You can even write stuff!

A couple of boxes of jello can turn a pool any color!  

Do NOTHING that potentially can injure a person!

Answer 4

Alright buddy, you got it. What you will need is, fish hooks, super glue, and real dog c**p. Glue the fish hooks to under the handle of a car door (the place where a person grabs to open the door), and pack the hooks with dog c**p. The person will grab the handle, cut him/herself on the hooks, and immediately dog c**p will pour into his/her fresh lacerations. Most likely coming infected. Only use if this person really deserves it.

Answer 5

Well, one really shouldn't do this- its' the mark of a truly deranged and flawed character, but, if you just can't help yourself and that person's evil deeds can in no way,ever,possibly be avenged in any just and fair format- like you see in the movies but that never actually happens in real life, then the only recourse left to a sane individual who does not wish to live the rest of his life with the miserable regret of not having done so would do the following (but you didn't hear about it hear and don't ever repeat it)------ Put the garden hose through the mail slot in the front door when they're away for a few hours, or,better yet, a weekend and turn that sucker on full blast and be prepared to suffer the outcome of glee that will envelope your soul against all that is right and just and fair in this or any other world. But do this only when absolutely necessary and only when any other opportunity fails to present itself or be prepared to burn in h**l FOR EVER MORE.

Answer 6

I have tried all kinds of revenge, but they only thought they were having lots of bad luck. The best revenge that always worked was......... to be very happy and friendly to the victim ???? You can really mess with their head. They become paranoid, pissed, and think everything that happens to them was because you did it. And you will never get caught!