Best way to travel back in time?

Question

I was messing around with a bottle of BBQ sauce, some duct tape, and a green crayon, and I made a horrible, horrible mistake, resulting in the death of my girlfriend and her pet parakeet. I need to fix this ASAP, does anyone know the safest and most cost-efficient way to catapult myself 20 years into the past?

I'm kind of short on money and materials, and I don't have any wacky traveling cohorts with comical personality quirks.

Answer 1

fly from new zealand to greenwich. youll travel back about 12 hours.

Answer 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iunx2MnvN...

LEEEEETS DOO THE TIME WAAAAAAARP AGAAAAAAAIN

Answer 3

Youve got to be kidding me right???!?!?

Answer 4

Have you tried l*****g an electric fence?  

Answer 5

watch bac 2 the future

Answer 6

The best way is to get in the bathtub, fill it with water, and then insert a running vacuum cleaner. If this doesn't work, then I recommend the shotgun to the temple method.  Dickfor.  I hope it is painful.

Answer 7

I am the comical cohort here, d**k face, don't you try to replace me.

Did you try putting a fork in your toaster?