Beware of the candy man who sells beer
The Indian’s are clever people. You can find them hiding behind dark alleyways, rubbing their sweaty hands together as they jump out of nowhere in front of unsuspecting foreigners to say, “Rs.50 for this cotton candy sir. Very
good it is sir. Buy it for your wife and kids. Home made.” They just know how to make their money. They know how to catch an unsuspecting tourist’s attention and they know how to sink in the claws of conspiracy for their own wicked schemes. Cricket has been
the latest victim of their cunning plan to defraud Test cricket, to wipe it off the face of the planet.
As part of their cunning scheme to assassinate Test cricket, http://www.senore.com/Cricket/India-c750 has effectively chalked out a plan to devalue the number 1 Test team in the world – themselves. When they had the world thinking that the Indian’s loved Test cricket
they somehow managed to lose a match and that too by an innings, perhaps the worst defeat in the history of defeats for a number one Test ranking team.
Some players were busy acting in toothpaste commercials. Other players were in the process of signing deals for toothpaste commercials and yet more players were at the dentists getting their teeth fixed to get a deal for a toothpaste
commercial. Hence, it comes as no surprise that they came in so late for the series that even the late Mr Gandhi was quite upset. Warm up games were ruled out. Half their team was still playing ODI’s until day three of the Test. There was also a rumour that
Mr http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Gibbs-c60021 autobiography. Some say, they saw him giggling on occasions and therefore he forgot to formulate a plan to beat the Proteas.
Okay okay, before we have angry Indian’s hurling stones in our direction, yes a few of them scored some runs. But that my friends was done just to create a diversion. Since the clever Indian friends of ours want to devalue Test
cricket, and do not, under any condition want to get lynched by angry mobs. Which should explain the well timed century. They got their man in the headlines, which easily managed to give the media ample fodder to chew on before they move into the next Test.
These clever Indian’s were playing their dirty games all along. They wanted to bring the five day game down on its knees.
There are those who believe that the lack of preparation before the Test was just a result of the prevalent stupidity in their camp however the rat smells something different. He smells a conspiracy, a globo-multi-lingo-con-spir-acy.
This entire drama has left imprints of Lalit Modi’s professionally manicured hands all over it. How can the best Test team in the world be that bad, unless they were bad on purpose. This is their sick little plan.
Lalit Modi like the cotton candy man is pulling strings from a cave in the Pacific Ocean. The world number 1 Test team, with its reputation of wetting its pants in the first Test, cannot pull off being this bad only through playing
badly. There has to be some ulterior motive. The timing of Sachin’s 50th Test hundred was perfect as it almost succeeding in derailing the Ashes.
These clever little Indian’s are sick, the rats tell you that. If the world does not act now, then soon enough we will all be wearing golden helmets and protective gear playing 4 over cricket for some random man who owns a harem
of Bollywood actresses and bottles his p**s to sell it as beer.
Even with their record of wetting their pants in the first Test, this was a special thrashing.
It’s all falling in place now, like a jigsaw puzzle. It is plain as daylight; these clever Indian’s are defrauding the five day game. Right in front of our eyes, these little twits.
Beware of the candy man, beware! Beware of the candy man that sells you beer. He kills little boys to eat them whole, little puppy dog tails, and big fat dames, beware of the candy man that eats little snails.. Beware.. beware..
Take care.
(The views of the writer are his own and those are largely fictitious)
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