Biggest Sterotypes on Canada?

Question

Can someone please list a bunch of comman (or not) Sterotypes about Canada, make them somewhat funny please :)

Answer 1

Unviolent, even if you kick one in the nuts, nothing will happen to you

they say ''Aboot'' instead of about

know what im talking aboot?

Answer 2

Blame Canada

Sheila: Times have changed.

Our kids are getting worse.

They won't obey their parents;

They just want to f**t and curse!

Sharon: Should we blame the government?

Liane: Or blame society?

Randy, Gerald, Stuart: Or should we blame the images on TV?

Sheila: NO! Blame Canada!

All: Blame Canada!

Sheila: With all their beady little eyes

And flappin' heads so full o' lies!

All: Blame Canada!

Blame Canada!

Sheila: We need to form a full assault!

All: It's Canada's fault!

Sharon: Don't blame me

For my son Stan.

He saw the darned cartoon

And now he's off to join the Klan!

Liane: And my boy Eric once

Had my picture on his shelf,

But now when I see him he tells me to **** myself.

Sheila: Well? Blame Canada!

All: Blame Canada!

Sheila: It seems that everything's gone wrong

Since Canada came along!

All: Blame Canada!

Blame Canada!

Man: They're not even a real country anyway!

Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer, rich and true.

Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue.

Men: Should we blame the matches?

Man: Should we blame the fire?

All: Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?

Sheila: Heck, no!

All: Blame Canada!

Blame Canada!

Sheila: With all their hockey hullabaloo

Liane: And that *****, Anne Murray, too.

All: [slowing] Blame Canada!

Shame on Canada!

For the

[normal] s**t we must stop, the trash we must smash.

The laughter and fun must all be undone.

We must blame them and cause a fuss

Before somebody thinks of blaming

Us!

Answer 3

maple syrup.... definitely "eyh?" i say it sometimes and every time i do i hear "what are you, canadian?"

btw, do people really say that there?

my brother is going there this summer.

Answer 4

maple leaf

Answer 5

I live on the Canadian border and Canadians do say eh a lot. But they don't even need to say eh for me to know their Canadian I can just tell by the accent. All Canadians have one whether they realize it or not.

Answer 6

Watch the Red Green Show.

Answer 7

Tim Hortens is a food group (oh wait...it actually is ;D)

We don't have electricity.

Beavers are pets.

We ride snowmobiles everywhere.

We're rednecks.

(wait...i just described the majority of my school....;D)

Answer 8

people from america think that Canadians say "eh" in every sentence they say.

Answer 9

the bacon is just regular balogne

and they have big noses and always wear red

Answer 10

Canada love to play hockey eh?!

Canada love to drink BETTER beer eh?!

Canada love to eat Maple syrup eh?!

Canada love to live in the Igloo eh?!

Canada love to sit on the Polar bear ride go to skool eh?!

Canada love to fluently prefect English ourselves Dialect eh?!

Does Canada speak French eh?!

Canada love to being polite eh?!

Canada love to better comedian and humour eh?!

Canada love to feeling Friendliest eh?!

Canada love to support g*y Marriage eh?!

Canada are the Eskimo people eh?!

Canada love to say EH?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thats it

Im canadian eh?! so what i pride be a canadian! ehhhh!!!

Answer 11

It's cold. There are moose everywhere. Everybody says "eh" and speaks both English and French.

Answer 12

All Canadians live in igloos :)

Answer 13

I'm in Australia and my perceptions of Canadians are that they all say "eh" at the end of each sentence and that they say things like, "So I was going oot and aboot the other day", etc (the oot and aboot accent).  Also that there are mounted police in red jackets everywhere (which could be true, I think).  And I've heard that they're all very polite and nice! :)

Oh, and also that their comedians are a lot funnier than American comedians.  If I see a Canadian stand up announced on a comedy show, I'll hang around for it cause they're always good!

Answer 14

I live in a igloo, wear a fur coat, drive a snowmobile, wear fur,

and it never stops snowing. 98% of canada is forset

Answer 15

love hockey eh?

are very polite eh?

law abiding eh?

drinkers eh?

Like to "eh" a lot eh?

Answer 16

-What are you talking ABOOT?

Eh?

-So...You speak FRENCH?

Eh?

-HAHA you live in an igloo!

Eh?

-Do you wanna come over and watch the Hockey game tonight?

Eh?

-And bring some Beer.

Eh?

-Man, i thought you people were supposed to be polite!

Eh?

Answer 17

They can't drive, is one I've heard..

Answer 18

eh, aboot, all of them play hockey, its cold all of the time, they want to be like americans, they are all nice.

Answer 19

Eh... of course.

That "Eskimos" live in igloos.

I am an Inuit.. not an Eskimo. We do not like being called that.

We also don't all live in igloos, nor have we for many years.

Answer 20

Stereotypes, eh?  You mean besides all the moose? and what aboot the toothless hockey players, eh?  Would you like brown or white bread, eh? It's such a prOcess to go through, eh?  Go maple leaf, eh!

Answer 21

eh?

Answer 22

Watch south park. That taught me everything i know about canada

Answer 23

I'm not sure about stereotypes of Canada, but there are several stereotypes of Toronto that I've found. Check out the site below.

Answer 24

one clerk in a Minnesota (you'd think a norhern state would know, but apparently not) store actually asked me about the polar bears roaming around the streets up here. I sorta smirked and her co-worker just rolled his eyes as if to say 'we're not all that dumb' lol

Answer 25

What's this question aboot, eh?

Answer 26

All they do is drink beer and play hockey.

Answer 27

Canadians are boring.

Answer 28

That Canucks like to wash down their seal pie with Molson beer!

Answer 29

they live in igloos,  eat blubber and wear funny hats.  And they suck